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Vnsmkr

Well-Known Member
I thought this was fairly entertaining, at least the assessment was...Since I saw nothing but fucking ink blots

http://theinkblot.com/

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 75%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 75% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.
 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
I thought this was fairly entertaining, at least the assessment was...Since I saw nothing but fucking ink blots

http://theinkblot.com/

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 75%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 75% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.
You sick fuck, you. Good boy! :fire:
 

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
that inkblot shit was FAF man haha
Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 68%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 68% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
 

Vnsmkr

Well-Known Member
that inkblot shit was FAF man haha
Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 68%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 68% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
Aye was a good laugh eh
 

eastcoastmo

Well-Known Member
Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 93%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 93% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.
Can I get a hoorah? Ha ha ha
 

Larry {the} Gardener

Well-Known Member
I had to type in almost every answer. I think I gave it too much thought, but that one really did look like a map of the Inner Hebrides. Do they want you to lie?

Sickness Quotient: 62%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 62% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.
 

Vnsmkr

Well-Known Member
I had to type in almost every answer. I think I gave it too much thought, but that one really did look like a map of the Inner Hebrides. Do they want you to lie?

Sickness Quotient: 62%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 62% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.
Just a funny "test". They all look liked fukn ink blots to me. Except 1 that looked like something I saw tripping acid
 

WindyCityKush

Well-Known Member
I thought for sure I wouldn't be as sick as any of you sickos in here until I click on the link lol


Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 94%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 94% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.
 
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