said some bad things to gf while high

DaBong said:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! I almost just died, i woke up the wife ass!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
 
man im going to need some hard core sativa to not stop LOL something that will kill taste, mabe Ill drink a 8oz of hennessy and smoke 2 blunts of the finest weed around before I get down to business.
 
She shouldnt really "taste" like anything. If so ... lol. Theres a slight pussy taste but it shouldnt be anything that you need to kill with smoking or drinking somethin. Tell her to wash her vag before you get there
 
NoobgrowerLbc said:
I might have to do the unthinkable when I see her to make up for all the bad things in my relationship, she wants it bad but i dont and I never done it and never want too, but i think it should be enough to fix it. eating pussy is fucking nasty!
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Lololololol... A good heart to heart is always a good start ( didn't mean for that to rhyme ). Just be real with her bro. Then as I said earlier make sure she understands that you are going to give 150% of your efforts to make progress but it's not going to change over night. If it's meant to be it will.

Remember ..... Good Vibes & Positive Energy's!
 
hmm. since im a girl maybe I can help you....First, as some of the others so pointed out, dinner, jewerly etc. A sure bet but if you have a girl that is this focused on these kinds of things, get out while you can. Personally, I just like someone to listen, to be there when I need them to be, or not be there when i need to be alone. Listening to what she has to say and then saying something other than uh huh or ok. Thats a way to show her her opinion is valued and that = you care. You can hug her and kiss her for no reason throughout the day. Maybe write her a random note and leave it where she'll find it. For me, the stupiest things are often the sweetest. However, some girls are about more material things and need to be shown you care with gifts. In my opinion, these girls are not always worth it and can turn on you when things go wrong. A word of caution, she knows about your stash, plants. This gives her some ammo next time she's pissed. Some girls are very vendictive as newatit pointed out. Especially girls who are anti drug. I hate to put it this way but it may be your plants or your girl.
 
Slojo69 said:
That would do it! lol, How have you gotten by without going down on a chick??!? Also contrary to popular belief, doing a bunch of different "moves" while down there is BS. Find the spot that makes her "jerk" when you hit it and attack the fuck out of it. Don't swish around, don't try a different technique. Just keep the same motion going and attack that effing spot! lol
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Muahahahahahahahahahaha... Almost put me on the floor with this one bro! ATTTAAACCkKk!!!!!!!!!!
 
Just tell her straight up you dont express your emotions well but also make sure to tell her you love her,well say it if you do lol.

If that dont work get her some jewelry and eat her pussy lol,I think you'll be alright.
 
sarye said:
hmm. since im a girl maybe I can help you....First, as some of the others so pointed out, dinner, jewerly etc. A sure bet but if you have a girl that is this focused on these kinds of things, get out while you can. Personally, I just like someone to listen, to be there when I need them to be, or not be there when i need to be alone. Listening to what she has to say and then saying something other than uh huh or ok. Thats a way to show her her opinion is valued and that = you care. You can hug her and kiss her for no reason throughout the day. Maybe write her a random note and leave it where she'll find it. For me, the stupiest things are often the sweetest. However, some girls are about more material things and need to be shown you care with gifts. In my opinion, these girls are not always worth it and can turn on you when things go wrong. A word of caution, she knows about your stash, plants. This gives her some ammo next time she's pissed. Some girls are very vendictive as newatit pointed out. Especially girls who are anti drug. I hate to put it this way but it may be your plants or your girl.
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Female advice, nicely done, sammich time? OH SNAP!!
 
NoobgrowerLbc said:
I never tasted pussy before so I wouldn't know, but from what I saw she gets really really wet like drippin wet and i find that a turn off if my mouth goes anywere near it.
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How old are you brotha? In time you will develop that killer instinct as Slojo stated and you will be "attacking" every chance you get..
 
NoobgrowerLbc said:
I never tasted pussy before so I wouldn't know, but from what I saw she gets really really wet like drippin wet and i find that a turn off if my mouth goes anywere near it.
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Ahhh ya, but you dont eat the hole man, you eat that bean lookin thing thats above it!
 
Chem Dawg said:
How old are you brotha? In time you will develop that killer instinct as Slojo stated and you will be "attacking" every chance you get..
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i am 24 year old unemployed fulltime college undergrad, will be done next year with school LOL I think the eating pussy is almost a requirement on this one because I do get head like all the time from her, and she complains about it not being fair but I always tell her I dont force her to do anything, and anything she did was optional and I would still love her if she didnt.
 
Slojo69 said:
Ahhh ya, but you dont eat the hole man, you eat that bean lookin thing thats above it!
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Bro I must be super baked because your killing me. Lolololololol.. I'm not even sure if your trying to be funny, but your killing me.. EAT THE BEAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!
 
NoobgrowerLbc said:
i am 24 year old unemployed fulltime college undergrad, will be done next year with school LOL I think the eating pussy is almost a requirement on this one because I do get head like all the time from her, and she complains about it not being fair but I always tell her I dont force her to do anything, and anything she did was optional and I would still love her if she didnt.
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Yeah bro your going to have to reciprocate . That's not going to last long if you don't take the dive.. And remember Bro..

EAT THE BEAN!!!!!
 
NoobgrowerLbc said:
i am 24 year old unemployed fulltime college undergrad, will be done next year with school LOL I think the eating pussy is almost a requirement on this one because I do get head like all the time from her, and she complains about it not being fair but I always tell her I dont force her to do anything, and anything she did was optional and I would still love her if she didnt.
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my god, so much wrong with this ... i could work on you for a year and i dont think you'd be ready to roll yet. lol. If you do something nice for someone i dont care what it is. Mow their yard, wash their car etc, etc. and they just say "thanks" it's kinda shitty. Im not saying go out there and do something just to get anything. But to continually so something nice for someone to not get anything in return could cause that resentment we talked about earlier. Especially when its something more personal then washing a car she is doing for ya
 
Chem Dawg said:
Bro I must be super baked because your killing me. Lolololololol.. I'm not even sure if your trying to be funny, but your killing me.. EAT THE BEAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!
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lol im trying to help as much as i can, but trying to make it as entertaining as possible i guess lol.
 
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