Slojo69
Well-Known Member
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! I almost just died, i woke up the wife ass!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! I almost just died, i woke up the wife ass!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I just felt alot better about today after that good laugh plus rep dude.
I never tasted pussy before so I wouldn't know, but from what I saw she gets really really wet like drippin wet and i find that a turn off if my mouth goes anywere near it.Why does she taste so bad?
Lololololol... A good heart to heart is always a good start ( didn't mean for that to rhyme ). Just be real with her bro. Then as I said earlier make sure she understands that you are going to give 150% of your efforts to make progress but it's not going to change over night. If it's meant to be it will.I might have to do the unthinkable when I see her to make up for all the bad things in my relationship, she wants it bad but i dont and I never done it and never want too, but i think it should be enough to fix it. eating pussy is fucking nasty!
Muahahahahahahahahahaha... Almost put me on the floor with this one bro! ATTTAAACCkKk!!!!!!!!!!That would do it! lol, How have you gotten by without going down on a chick??!? Also contrary to popular belief, doing a bunch of different "moves" while down there is BS. Find the spot that makes her "jerk" when you hit it and attack the fuck out of it. Don't swish around, don't try a different technique. Just keep the same motion going and attack that effing spot! lol
Best. Advice. Ever. +repTell her to wash her vag before you get there
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololol... I can't stop lollolololololololol...Why does she taste so bad?
Female advice, nicely done, sammich time? OH SNAP!!hmm. since im a girl maybe I can help you....First, as some of the others so pointed out, dinner, jewerly etc. A sure bet but if you have a girl that is this focused on these kinds of things, get out while you can. Personally, I just like someone to listen, to be there when I need them to be, or not be there when i need to be alone. Listening to what she has to say and then saying something other than uh huh or ok. Thats a way to show her her opinion is valued and that = you care. You can hug her and kiss her for no reason throughout the day. Maybe write her a random note and leave it where she'll find it. For me, the stupiest things are often the sweetest. However, some girls are about more material things and need to be shown you care with gifts. In my opinion, these girls are not always worth it and can turn on you when things go wrong. A word of caution, she knows about your stash, plants. This gives her some ammo next time she's pissed. Some girls are very vendictive as newatit pointed out. Especially girls who are anti drug. I hate to put it this way but it may be your plants or your girl.
How old are you brotha? In time you will develop that killer instinct as Slojo stated and you will be "attacking" every chance you get..I never tasted pussy before so I wouldn't know, but from what I saw she gets really really wet like drippin wet and i find that a turn off if my mouth goes anywere near it.
Ahhh ya, but you dont eat the hole man, you eat that bean lookin thing thats above it!I never tasted pussy before so I wouldn't know, but from what I saw she gets really really wet like drippin wet and i find that a turn off if my mouth goes anywere near it.
i am 24 year old unemployed fulltime college undergrad, will be done next year with school LOL I think the eating pussy is almost a requirement on this one because I do get head like all the time from her, and she complains about it not being fair but I always tell her I dont force her to do anything, and anything she did was optional and I would still love her if she didnt.How old are you brotha? In time you will develop that killer instinct as Slojo stated and you will be "attacking" every chance you get..
Bro I must be super baked because your killing me. Lolololololol.. I'm not even sure if your trying to be funny, but your killing me.. EAT THE BEAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!Ahhh ya, but you dont eat the hole man, you eat that bean lookin thing thats above it!
Yeah bro your going to have to reciprocate . That's not going to last long if you don't take the dive.. And remember Bro..i am 24 year old unemployed fulltime college undergrad, will be done next year with school LOL I think the eating pussy is almost a requirement on this one because I do get head like all the time from her, and she complains about it not being fair but I always tell her I dont force her to do anything, and anything she did was optional and I would still love her if she didnt.
my god, so much wrong with this ... i could work on you for a year and i dont think you'd be ready to roll yet. lol. If you do something nice for someone i dont care what it is. Mow their yard, wash their car etc, etc. and they just say "thanks" it's kinda shitty. Im not saying go out there and do something just to get anything. But to continually so something nice for someone to not get anything in return could cause that resentment we talked about earlier. Especially when its something more personal then washing a car she is doing for yai am 24 year old unemployed fulltime college undergrad, will be done next year with school LOL I think the eating pussy is almost a requirement on this one because I do get head like all the time from her, and she complains about it not being fair but I always tell her I dont force her to do anything, and anything she did was optional and I would still love her if she didnt.
lol im trying to help as much as i can, but trying to make it as entertaining as possible i guess lol.Bro I must be super baked because your killing me. Lolololololol.. I'm not even sure if your trying to be funny, but your killing me.. EAT THE BEAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!