ohhhhh my god!
I had never tripped on anything before.....ever. Not even pot. A friend told me about "salvia" and that it's totally legal, and it's an amazing experience. I'm 25 so I figure I should try something, and sure enough, my local smoke shop had some. I bough some and decided I better try it alone, and just to be safe, I decided to do it on my back porch (worst idea ever)! I you-tubed how to make a bong out of a syrup bottle and a pen, and took a HUGE bong hit.
I was a lawn ornament. I had always been a lawn ornament since the beginning of eternity. Suddenly I peeled off of it in 2D and looked up in 3D only to see my childhood neighbors staring down at me laughing. I "woke-up" from my "dream" as my young self and began to live my life as a 6 year old. I started to flash in and out of my trance, slowly recognizing my surroundings, and then re-apperaing in my childhood past. I had blood all over my face (in real life) and there was a pool of blood around me. I suddenly remembered WHY I was feeling this way, I remembered I had smoked that salvia stuff. I was still severely going in and out of reality, and I couldn't tell if the blood on face, and all over my hands were real or in my trip. I suddenly felt like my shoulder had been sliced off. I ran inside to shower, but thought I was in my childhood house, so I couldn't find it. Anyway, it wore off and I felt fine within a matter of minutes.
My trip felt like 1000's of years. I existed for so long, I feel like I have better perspective on things now. The trip lasted about 15 minutes before I was completely fine again. I had to check the clock and triple check my phone to make sure I wasn't living in the year 3000.
It was mind opening, but easily the most dark, horrifying, awful, miserable experience I can even imagine. Oh my god, I do recommend giving it a try, but you probably won't want to ever do it again.
That said, I have tried it 4 more times, each time was horrible and hopeless but amazing and eye opening. For now I have decided to never smoke it again, it's just too scary, but who knows? I'd love to hear more stories....