Scary Stories for the Halloween Month

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I think it's time to tell that my father-in-law died in the exact spot I lay my head down every night. He did he died right in our bedroom taking a nap. I try to not think about it too much.
Before I even read Carne's response, my instinct was to say that in such a situation, I would wrap myself in my parent's/grandparent's imagined ghost. If my children slept where I'd died, my shade would be honored ... and protective. cn
 

Winter Woman

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Before I even read Carne's response, my instinct was to say that in such a situation, I would wrap myself in my parent's/grandparent's imagined ghost. If my children slept where I'd died, my shade would be honored ... and protective. cn
My father-in-law was not the nicest person to his family. As an old man he did mellow. I'll give you an idea of what he was like. He tried to french kiss me after I married his son and he did french kiss all of his other daughter-in-laws. He stopped screwing around with me when I told him I would tell his son.

Now if it was my dad I would just lay there and feel the love. I miss my parents and the feeling of unconditional love.

Carne, how are you holding up?
 

Winter Woman

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Okay, I'm getting a tad bit freaked out. Let me set this up.

I've reached that age when glasses are required to read almost anything, especially in the dark. So a couple of nights ago I find myself standing in my darkened kitchen trying to read a note on the refrigerator when all of a sudden the lights and ceiling fan start up. It startled me and I thought I must have thrown the switch when I entered the room but only partly and then maybe it completed the circuit by itself.

Well, last night it did it again when I was trying to read the back of a box in the kitchen. Now I know I didn't turn on the light and then it did it again this morning. Now I do have to confess that when I turned the switch off today it kind of sizzled. Note to self: change out the switch.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Okay, I'm getting a tad bit freaked out. Let me set this up.

I've reached that age when glasses are required to read almost anything, especially in the dark. So a couple of nights ago I find myself standing in my darkened kitchen trying to read a note on the refrigerator when all of a sudden the lights and ceiling fan start up. It startled me and I thought I must have thrown the switch when I entered the room but only partly and then maybe it completed the circuit by itself.

Well, last night it did it again when I was trying to read the back of a box in the kitchen. Now I know I didn't turn on the light and then it did it again this morning. Now I do have to confess that when I turned the switch off today it kind of sizzled. Note to self: change out the switch.
Maybe it's giving up the ghost. Check with a spirit level, maybe? cn
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to do something worthy of ThereIfixedit. And post the pics here. :mrgreen: cn
 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
It was a sight. When I lifted the lid on that indoor grill (you're not supposed to place a lid on a indoor grill) the flames nearly reached the ceiling. The second time I was broiling a couple of steaks and things got carried away. The clean up after those events more than I bargained for.

Edit: It got me to thinking I have Sopapilla in the oven.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
It was a sight. When I lifted the lid on that indoor grill (you're not supposed to place a lid on a indoor grill) the flames nearly reached the ceiling. The second time I was broiling a couple of steaks and things got carried away. The clean up after those events more than I bargained for.
Greasy ceiling soot. Ohhhh yes. I had to learn some fast and discreet remediation after a cooktop experiment went just a little too well. I am frankly amazed my parents survived my adolescence. cn
 

Carne Seca

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Greasy ceiling soot. Ohhhh yes. I had to learn some fast and discreet remediation after a cooktop experiment went just a little too well. I am frankly amazed my parents survived my adolescence. cn
I was 15 years old. I wanted to try a red velvet cake recipe. We didn't have red food coloring (thank you Jesus) so I chose blue. Back then we kept our spices in cannisters. Without labels. They were all the same color but different sizes. The larger cannister had sugar. The smaller cannister had salt. Normally that was the case. The recipe called for 2 cups sugar. I carefully measured out 2 cups of sugar. Or so I thought. I mixed all the ingredients and had the batter ready to pour in the cake molds. I decided to taste it. I scooped up a huge spoonful and transferred it to my gob.. and nearly died. I choked and coughed for a good ten minutes. Someone had put the salt in the sugar cannister. I put 2 cups of salt in my cake recipe. I can't even explain the flavor. It was beyond horrible. My tongue went numb.

Being the brilliant teenager that I was I had an idea. I'll just neutralize the salt by adding 2 cups sugar and then 2 more to fulfill the recipe's requirements. I put four cups of sugar in the batter. Four. Cups.

I placed the bowl under the mixer and flipped the switch. I had just finished using the mixer to mix the dough. In my consternation over the salt faux pas I forgot one crucial step. When turning off the mixer it was important to switch the dial back to a lower speed setting to avoid splatter accidents. It was still on high. I had a splatter accident. Batter went everywhere. The ceiling, the floor, the walls, the cabinets, refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, an irritating cat that wouldn't leave me the fuck alone, my clothes, my hair and my butt crack (don't ask).

It required three hours of hard scrubbing to clean up the mess. I took what was left of the batter and set it outside for the dogs.. or cats.. a random coyote... birds...anything to eat. It sat there for two weeks untouched. Not even ants would go near it. I finally took a shovel and buried that shit. For all I know it's still there.

Fifteen years later we were remodeling the kitchen. While ripping out the cabinets we found little bits of blue dough between the wall and cabinets. Completely untouched. The family had a good laugh over that. It's one of their favorite stories at our gatherings. Assholes.
 

dirtyho1968

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Now this is a dig into the distant past. I didn't want to share this one because people would think I'm crazier than I really am.

Many moons ago when I was a teenager I had my worst encounter. I was working a summer job at a convenience store. I had the graveyard shift. It wasn't too bad. I had a friend that was a sheriff and he would come in to the store and visit for a couple of hours. There were gas pumps in the front and back of the store. It was my responsibility to make sure the parking lot and gas pump area was kept clean. I would wait until around 2am to start sweeping due to low traffic. There were nights I would get a little creeped out but usually it was pretty nice. At this time there was construction getting ready next door and they had completely leveled the area next to the store. Not a bush or shrub to be found in an area that was about the size of a football field. Between the parking lot and that construction area was a large trash bin (I'm bringing this up for a reason). The landscape was flat and there were no tall trees or brush to obstruct your view. During nights of the full moon you can see for miles.

I had been working for about a month and never really had any problems. The patrons were pretty cool. Most of them were Navajo. I really didn't have anything to worry about.

Or so I thought.

One night I had just finished with the sweeping. I kept a close eye on the door to make sure no one would sneak in and try to rob the register or steal something. I walked in the door and headed back to the storeroom to return the broom when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. I turned and saw something black huddled in the northern corner of the store. It was crouched down like it was hiding. I froze. It stood up and I realized it was a young Navajo man. There was something strange about him. The hair on the back of my neck stood up. I don't know what it was about him but I instinctively knew something was off. I asked him what he was doing and he just said, "can I use your phone?" He started walking towards me with his head down. By this time I had returned to the register area. The closer he got the more I felt I needed to get away from him. By the time he got to the counter I was backed up at the opposite end. I did not want to get close to him. It was irrational but I couldn't help myself. He raised his head and asked me again if he could use the phone. There were tears his eyes and I could tell he had been crying for awhile. I reached under the counter and handed him the phone and quickly backed up. I felt like a rabbit being scrutinized by a mountain lion. I don't know who he called and I don't really want to know. He said in Navajo, "I did it. I did it and I can't go back." He kept saying it over and over again. His voice was getting hoarse and he was sobbing. Then he just stopped like someone had shut off the sound on a radio or television. He just stood there with the phone in his hand. I had this crazy sense of fear coming over me. It was almost like it was coming from him and hitting me in waves. I had this feeling that he was working himself up to do something. Then he set the phone down and wandered to the back of the store. I didn't know what to do. He kept looking at me while he was going through the aisles.

My sheriff buddy showed up. That kid slipped out the back door like an eel. It was almost inhuman the way he moved. He turned to look at me and I nearly fainted. I swear to all that's holy that his eyes were larger. Almost too big for his head. It was the strangest thing I've ever had the misfortune to see. I told my sheriff friend what happened and he went outside with his flashlight and scoured the vicinity. The kid was gone. He stayed with me until my shift was over.

The next night I parked my car next to the back walk that is on the north side of the property. At about 3am I finished cleaning the parking lot and gas pump areas. I came inside and put everything up. When I came out of the storage area I saw a large dog walking through the north gas pump area close to the trash bins. The last thing I wanted was a stray dog getting in the bins and causing a mess. I ran to the door and yelled at the dog. I was trying to scare it off. That when I noticed it didn't have a tail and it was walking funny. Like someone using a dog pelt as camoflauge. It scared the fuck out of me. I shut the door and locked it and started to back away. Then like a regular dog it started running towards the large trash bin. I shrugged off what I saw as nerves and took off after it. The construction crew had filled the trash bin that day and I really didn't want to have to clean up the mess. I saw the dog run behind the trash bin. I followed right behind, turned the corner and nothing. No dog. Nothing. Not even tracks. In the sand. Nothing. I ran back to the store like Satan himself was after me. I kept the store locked for the rest of the night and only unlocked it to let patrons in. After my shift I walked to my car to leave. I noticed something all over the hood and windshield. When I got close enough to get a clear view, I saw dog prints. My car was in full view the entire night. I didn't see a thing.

The following night was my night off. I had a rehearsal that evening so I spent most of it on stage. When I got home I was exhausted. I showered and went to bed. It was warm that night so I left the window over my bed open. There was a nice steady breeze and the curtains were fluttering back and forth. I heard dogs in the distance start to howl and yap. Like when a siren goes by. Then our dogs started in. I kept hearing a noise like a horse galloping down the road. It would fade in and out but slowly the sound grew louder. Then I heard something hit the wall outside my bedroom. It was more of a sliding scratchy sound. Like a large animal rubbing up against the wall. I kept hearing it over and over again. I switched on my lamp and quickly got dressed. When I entered the hallway I could hear something running back and forth across the roof. It woke my mom and dad up and my dad came out of his room. He didn't even ask. He just said to stay in the house and it would leave eventually. This went on for about 20 minutes. Finally it quit and the dogs died down. It was over. My dad and I talked about it for awhile and then I went to bed. I shut the lamp off and realized i had left the window open. I turned to shut it and saw two glowing red eyes staring at me through the slits in the curtains as they blew open from the breeze. The eyes were about 7 feet off the ground. I froze. I was petrified. I would have to say it was the most frightened I have ever been. I was too scared to move. I just sat there as the wind kept blowing the curtains and showing those eyes. For some reason it turned it's head and looked towards the river. I started yelling for my dad and it was gone. Just like that. I didn't even see it move. It just vanished.

The next day we looked for tracks but the ground was too hard to find anything definitive. My mom called a relative that knew how to deal with stuff like this. Whatever he did, it worked. The visitations stopped. What I saw through the window looked similar to this:



I only saw the upper torso but the markings were similar.
Dude, you have some creepy stories!
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I have a two-worder, and it's all youuuuur fault.

President Romney.

cn

[video=youtube;a1Y73sPHKxw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw[/video]
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
[video=youtube;b0FViwZmsGQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0FViwZmsGQ[/video]

Substitute people with Romney.

"Look, out there in the audience!"

"ROMNEY! AHHHH!!!!!!"
 
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