September 16, was a day I went to my garden of eden to take a mature snippet of what was expected to be THE banner harvest, of which to be judged for years to come, and have stories told of such a great September (my favorite month of the year.
What I found is in picture 1, listed below. Yes, a real cock sucker, decided to use privileged information in the form of pics and a secret tracking device to pin point the general area. The "conspiracy" (all of which have been identified) proceeded to cut down approximately 45 almost prime plants, leaving just one scrawny Charlie Brown Xmas tree sized runt plant left.
I left it go for a few weeks afterward and just took it down yesterday, and have pictures. The Kendermag clan all looked lovingly, but disappointingly at it just the same. There were no smiles, no hugs, no joy at the event, but rather silence and lowered eyes. To say it was too small a consolation was an understatement.
The traitor in all this was a close trusted friend of years,, who's nature as a loser piece of shit, boiled over into the ultimate sin.
The saddest fact of all, is not that I lost the crop. I've lost them before, you live with it, that's why if you're doing it for a living, invest in a good aero lab.
The saddest fact is all the cold water hash I could have made, and shared with a list of good friends with something better and purer than they've ever seen. The profit of said crop paled in comparison to the lost joy and camaraderie of a celebration that was anticipated all summer long. Many counted on it as a winter stash.
Folks that helped directly, folks that supported it through tips, hints and the deer be gone super remedy guy (cant remember lol) (which was on the gram of pure hash list by the way), I thank you all, officially, but a post is just not adequate.
I'm sorry for all the others that looked forward to it, and just the getting away with it aspect!
The "Pontious Pilate" of sorts has been identified, has confessed, is homeless, and just got out of a voluntary psyche ward for the weekend (from fear of repercussion from me), and it's going to get a lot worse for him before it gets better.
It is my most fundamental belief as to not strike first, but it is my Irish kick ass heretical belief as to strike second with the idea it'd also be the last! As for his compadres in crime, they have been identified, and should be as scared as Pontious himself, though they don't know any better at this point. Soon, they will be though
And just in case you all have been reading the updates via information you received from the Traitor, the fact that they call me "The Genius" is not just a funny nickname, it's a fact of a reality you will soon see. Cheers fucker
As for the readers of this thread, thank you all. It has been great passing along an actual how to. It's been a goal of mine to create this persona for a few years now. I read about interesting people on overgrow.com about people who tried and succeeded doing all kinds of things. It taught us all how to expand our minds and share the info with the fellow stoners. It is in forums like this I have met the best net dudes and dudettes, and some of you helped and encouraged and that was awesome. Thank You
As for the future. that is an open question. I will be growing, and I have plans for a super awesome adventure in the same summer next year, so who knows.
I know the legend of Jonny Kendermag will livel on, perhaps with a website of it's own one day. You have been just the start of many adventures! I promise that, maybe even with members here interested in doing such and hooking up with a great network of friends and fellows, so
Cheers to the future !
....... they ruined any chance of an open compost for me 
