Sexiest Bagel EVER!!!

Weed Guy

Master Roller
I just made the sexiest bagel ever heres how:

1) Cut bagel in two
2) Stick in Microwave for 20 secs on FULL POWER (Make it soggy)
3) Put toaster until soft on inside yet crispy golden brown on outside
4) Spread Philidelphia cream cheese
5) Add smoke salomon
6) Add lemon juice
7) Add pepper
8) EAT THAT SHIT UP, it tastes sooooo damn good

A little piccie for you to drool over::mrgreen:

 

Kant

Well-Known Member
....cream cheese and salmon.....that's something i don't plan on trying every soon.
 

KeeferSutherlandFTW

Active Member
This is called having a bagel with lox (minus the lemon and pepper. Haven't heard of that one before). Very common in Scandinavia.

They sell it at Einstein Bros. for like $5 or some outrageous price. Zibbah-zabbah to that.
 

KeeferSutherlandFTW

Active Member
Why is Philadelphia cream cheese so damn good?

What do other brands of cream cheese taste like anyway? I secretly don't want to find out though hah
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
yes philly cream cheese is the bomb. i like bagel, cream cheese and sausage links made into a bagel samwich mmmhmmm. or fried ham and some sort of good cheese.
 

KeeferSutherlandFTW

Active Member
How about fried egg, cheese, pan warmed ham, and a toasted english muffin that's dripping with butter? It's similar so yours must be good.

Yeah it's basically the shittt
 

Weed Guy

Master Roller
Yeah hes "The smartest dog in the whole wide world". But all jokes aside his dad won Crufts 3 times. His official name is "Ottamcourt Wrangler" Which is conected to Wrangler jeans, i think his grandad was a mascot or something.

Cwahhhhhhhh im buzzing of my tits right now, in fact im trippin balls man im tripping ballsss!!!!!!!!!!
 

phixion

Active Member
Wow, that actually looks pretty good lol. I'll have to try your sexy bagel creation tomorrow after I hit up the grocery.
 

storni

Well-Known Member
Yeah hes "The smartest dog in the whole wide world". But all jokes aside his dad won Crufts 3 times. His official name is "Ottamcourt Wrangler" Which is conected to Wrangler jeans, i think his grandad was a mascot or something.

Cwahhhhhhhh im buzzing of my tits right now, in fact im trippin balls man im tripping ballsss!!!!!!!!!!
he's trippin balls maaaan!
hahaha yo weed guy im soo down with ure bagel, i have that exact combination the whole time, its so fuckin good!
haha
peaccce bongsmilie
 

Weed Guy

Master Roller
Well put it this way, ive made 4 more since this thread started a few days ago.....Salmon is bloody expensive. Its like a gourmet hamburger.....
 

silk

Well-Known Member
tasty. I would add tomato and red onions. You had me worried with your "sexiest bagel ever" topic....
 
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