HotNSexyMILF
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LOL.. Chicago cops suck... but it depends on how many plants you got. 5 or under is a misdemeanor.. they usually won't bust you unless you have a security breach and someone rats or sees/smells something they shouldnt.
Sexual Discoveries
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jamiemichelle
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Thanks...wow you are pretty yourself...nice to know you dont have a butter face cuz I cant lie... I would have just had to say thank you!Thanx hon.. here's the full pic from my avatar..
Btw Zeke. thanx for pix.. nice to know the chicks arent the only ones showing ass..
HotNSexyMILF
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jamiemichelle
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Oh I'd def be busted if they seen my lil grow op I got going on in here...I only have 8 but the plants are huge...not to mention I just started flowering so they will double in size.
I planned out prior to moving here so I shouldnt get busted at all... Right when I moved in I started my plants so they wont notice fluctuation in my electricity bill.
I have so much to lose SO I try to play it safe at all times. One of my hook ups here got pulled over with 12 grams and got a felony charge. He had to get a lawyer and they dropped it to a misdemeanor... The cops in my part of town are a lot dif then the downtown/major part of Chicago cops are... The population of the town I live in is 3,444... If that can give you an idea. We dont even have our own police/sheriff...we depend on the town next to us which is filled with gangs and poverty...while in the meantime the median income for my town is 91,000 a year. I cant stand cops.
jamiemichelle
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Yes we have got off subject. Lol.
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
HotNSexyMILF
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I doubt anyone would mind... but then again someone reported my avatar.. lol... so ya kno..I just threw that in there to make it look good
carry on ladies
Hm...sexual discoveries... you need A LOT of lube for anal and need to start slloooowww... lol.. spooning position is better for starting this (for the women anyways..in my experience)
HotNSexyMILF
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Big plants are the way to go.. lol...
https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/30777-my-very-first-grow-closet-47.html
jamiemichelle
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Someone reported your avatar...what the fuck?! Probably some jealous chick. What a hater.I doubt anyone would mind... but then again someone reported my avatar.. lol... so ya kno..
Hm...sexual discoveries... you need A LOT of lube for anal and need to start slloooowww... lol.. spooning position is better for starting this (for the women anyways..in my experience)
HotNSexyMILF
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That's what I was told... thought it was a joke because it was a guy.. but he sounded serious... RIU has not contacted me about my avatar tho...
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
HotNSexyMILF
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Oh I know it, that's why this forum is THEE BEST. LOL... I see tons of avatars that are actual porn, my avatars are just always the illusion of porn.. LOL... me naked if for the elites.. lol.. jk.and they won't because there is no problem with it.....this sight is laid back
HotNSexyMILF
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We're off topic again.. lol.. any sex tips anyone wants to share?
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
ok elite I will be
HotNSexyMILF
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Have you seen this thread??ok elite I will be
https://www.rollitup.org/support/45768-roll-up-diva-we-need.html
Post your ideas!
bongspit
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that's a trip..probably reported you because his laptop would not set on his lap any more...
email468
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someone reported your avatar? my only complaint is well... hmmm no complaints.I doubt anyone would mind... but then again someone reported my avatar.. lol... so ya kno..
Hm...sexual discoveries... you need A LOT of lube for anal and need to start slloooowww... lol.. spooning position is better for starting this (for the women anyways..in my experience)
my favorite sexual discoveries in no specific order -
the realization that we are not robots and what turns one on, turns another off.
talking openly about you and your partners needs exponentially increases the enjoyment of sex.
experimentation is fun!
sex with people you don't like can be awesome.
like anything - practice makes perfect!
kochab
New Member
yeppers....lube and tons of it for anal sex. but my wife prefers to start on top cowgirl style, says it dosent hurt as much like that starting. then after a bit we change to any other position we care for.
when preforming oral sex on a woman, a vibrator under the bottom of the extended tounge will cause the tounge to vibrate and flick a little on its own if you hold it limp. combine that with a few clit nibbles and a little finger play. you can either bring her to coming, or hold off and torment her for a more desired affect.
oh and if you do it while on her stomach youll get a better effect than with her on her back like hotandsexymilf said.....
and some women get sore as fuck if you keep going after just two orgasms for her. sucks
