Shipping Smoke to the Holiday Destination

Hello,

The Wife and I are travelling from AUS to a (very) remote destination (UK) for our holiday, just a very small home grown amount to keep us going. Only grow for ourselves (for years now) and enjoy a couple of times a week. Is it possible to post or ship to collect from an a post office or the location, as said its a very small amount and a very remote location. I certainly do not want to send in luggage on the bloody plane! Even if it’s very well packed.

I thought of vacuum and say some form of disguising, CD DVD etc sort of like an E-By thing?

Very Old Smoker!

Would love some advice.

Thanks,
Cocteau

Shipping thru the mail is a big time offence. Not a good idea.

Thanks, what about shipping with some other company, DHL etc.

Just stick it up your ass. Hold on... didn't you say you were going with your wife?

For small amounts, I have always just rolled it up, and put it in an open cigarette pack that I keep in my carry on luggage. On our trip back from the Bahamas they even picked it up and looked in it. The joints are shorter than the 100 length cigarettes so they didn't find them. VV

Heya

Your situation is tricky because you'll go through Customs...possibly multiple times. A coupla thoughts:

Baked goods- It ain't smokin'...but we made hash and then made cookies from that and we ate em on the plane! Vaccumm packed...they will survive a lot of abuse...and the crumbs work just as well so it doesn't matter how they make it...it just matters that they're sealed up and stay moist...etc. A cup of coffee or cocoa and a cookie or two in the AM will definitely keep the smokin jones away. Chances are good that they just won't suspect/fuck with yer chocolate chip cookies/food stash...

Crotch it/scrot it/vag' it. You...the wife....whatever. It's a bit scary having it on you....but look at it this way....you *will* know where it's at...and you can possibly talk your way out of a situation whereas if they simply find it in yer luggage...well..you'll only know it when you try to get off the plane and are met at the door by the police...etc. Many times they use dogs for the luggage...but you rarely see one in person or walk by one to get through customs. (that I've seen). If you act normal...they prolly won't try to get in yer pants...

Mail is risky to an extent. Wrapped well...and sent to someone you know might work...but to a Gen Delivery address or the hotel might draw suspicion...and again...if the bud is out of your hands/sight...you can't see what is happeneing and will never know yer busted until you walk into the trap set for you at the end of the game....

If you do put it in your luggage...I would take the time to figure out a way to sew it into a hem of a dress/pants...or find a place to place it inside the luggage itself in a fold of fabric or plastic...etc. Remember though..it's gotta be wrapped to the hilt (vacuum) or it may be detected.

good luck.

bt dt

Well I'm kinda famous in this dept. If you want an easy ride through customs with anything up to an oz, your best bet is to store it in the rectum... your wife could come in handy, if she doesn't mind... much easier for the ladies.

Anything approaching half a tonne, give me a call.

I had to crotch mines last time....made sure I sealed that shit good...as I didnt want to smoke my pubes....Yea if I had a girlfriend goin with me though...I'd most def have her vag stuff it.

One easy way which i read from another site is to...

Take a big candle 5in round or so and heat a knife up and dig out enough space to fit your green into at the bottom, then melt the wax back over the hole and your green you will have to take your time to do this to makie it look untouched then wrap it up so it looks like a gift

also get a candle that stinks

Sounds like a good way...next time I go on vacation I will have to try that

Thanks for all the advice, (Candle Sounds Great) dont know about the wife or my ass insertion business, I think I might just see if I can procure some nice smoke when I arrive, just like to have my own non payment type smoke.

I wouldn't get a scented candle if I were you. I once had a girl smuggle me some green into jail, she kept it in her bra. Now I don't know what she did to her body (she swore it wasn't anything unusual) but when I got that shit back to my cell it smelled very much like perfume. Smoked liked it too. Shit was minging.

skunkushybrid said:

I wouldn't get a scented candle if I were you. I once had a girl smuggle me some green into jail, she kept it in her bra. Now I don't know what she did to her body (she swore it wasn't anything unusual) but when I got that shit back to my cell it smelled very much like perfume. Smoked liked it too. Shit was minging.

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Sounds like she sprayed the container, if not the bud itself with the perfume.

I like the candle Idea.

I would try that or soap.

The food is a good Idea though. You could take a tupperware container with whaterver in it.
If they did detect thc then you could say they were a gift from "Mrs. Joe Blow"

I personally think a small amount that is completely airtight and has been washed for residue would make it thru the mail to a remote area.
I would send it to the place you are going to be staying.
That way you can casually ask for mail or post.
I would deffinately have a from address that can not be traced to you.

I would go so far as to send a few smaller packages instead of one bigger.,
The major thing to consider is stealth (appearance,smell)..

Maybee a fuitcake.
Lol
So many possibilities.
Tip: some areas may have more security arriving than departing or vice versa.
Either way good luck and let us know how it turns out..

P.S.
Check out webehigh.com they have info on procuring weed in countries and cities around the world/

again my favorite way is to get a birthday card that fits money in it, vacuum pack a small zip and make sure you put it in the card, make as flat as possible with the bud seal it up in an envelope and put it in your backpack carryon or wifes purse, its a fuckin birthday card. so put it with other papers maybe in a notebook or something.

I don't know about europe, but here in the us, I've had up to about half a pound fedex-ed domestically, I wouldn't risk customs though. Tape it to the inside of your upper upper thigh..ideally where you could rip it off by reaching in your pocket if you needed to.... casually let it fall out the leg of your pants.

I've FedEx'd a quarter inside the LARGE prescription pill bottles, put that bottle in a large freezer bag filled half way with coffee grounds. Sucked the air out, shipped it inbetween articles of clothing in a box. Made it from Oregon to Missouri fine, but customs is surely a different story.

This is how I would do it. Fail safe method for small amount.

take the amount you want to bring and put it in some sort of tiny bottle cap or somthing. then crush and compress that baby down with like a small metal or wooden rod to the smallest most compressed ball physically possible

you could litteraly smash a few grams into maybe a very compressed pea sized ball. then warp it in a tiny ballon like the ones they use for crack and stuff

Now you can have it in you mouth the whole time!!

Any customs agent gets any funny ideas, just swallow hard, smile as say:

"excuse me sir?"


but obviously it can only be a very compressed small amount that you can safley hide in your mouth without it being obvious when you talk.

Anyway that is pretty much fail safe unless they atually tackle you and choke you till you spit it out and that just means you should have swallowed it earlier

damn, that's extreme. I remember watching cops one night, and the cop jammed his flashlight in the guys teeth to keep him from closing his mouth and swallowing a little baggie of crack.

Putting it inside a candle then shoving the candle up your ass is definately over doing it...