JenxLollipop
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Okay, I need to pass a drug test tomorrow morning. I smoked last night. This is a professional drug test for a job! So any ideas how to pass it?
Shit! Drug Test!
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Dirty Harry
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Safest would be packing a clean urine sample or a synthetic urine sample.
Since the test is not a correctional test, they may not watch you piss.
I took a UA for a job with Gateway years ago. They sent me to a lab that only does UAs and I was given a cup and asked to go into the restroom and bring it back filled. I wasn't smoking at that time but they didn't seem interested in watching me.
If your not being watched, bring a clean sample from a friend...But you better trust that your friend also has not done a thing and is truly clean.
P.S. Make sure you carry it against your skin for a few hours prior so it will pass the temperature test.
Since the test is not a correctional test, they may not watch you piss.
I took a UA for a job with Gateway years ago. They sent me to a lab that only does UAs and I was given a cup and asked to go into the restroom and bring it back filled. I wasn't smoking at that time but they didn't seem interested in watching me.
If your not being watched, bring a clean sample from a friend...But you better trust that your friend also has not done a thing and is truly clean.
P.S. Make sure you carry it against your skin for a few hours prior so it will pass the temperature test.
Ledhed
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Herbal Clean works great. You can take it an hour before the test and be good, and it lasts for about six hours. Being that it's not a probation/parole test or anything else to do with legal problems, the person/people giving or administering the test cannot watch you. www.herbalclean.com
a friend of mine takes mothly urinary tests for the US NAVY.
he buys a product called strip from GNC
he drinks the whole bottle, pisses twice, and he's clean for six hours afterwards...
this guy does x and coke and weed and acid and all sorts of crazy shit on a regular basis and has been in the NAVY working as a aircraft mechanic for several years, he's also my dealer....... he passes the drug test with flying colors....
good luck
he buys a product called strip from GNC
he drinks the whole bottle, pisses twice, and he's clean for six hours afterwards...
this guy does x and coke and weed and acid and all sorts of crazy shit on a regular basis and has been in the NAVY working as a aircraft mechanic for several years, he's also my dealer....... he passes the drug test with flying colors....
good luck
Doja@night
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Certo from the corner market costing about 4 bucks. drink both packets. It delutes your urine. worst taisting shit you have ever had in your life. id drink a coke after!
heathaa
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my sister used niacin to pass probation and my other sister used it to pass a drug test to work at walmart. 3 bucks for a 30 pill supply. take two 1-2 hours before test and you feel hot and weird then ya go pee after the first pee your clean. its a lot cheaper than the drinks and all that other stuff. just make sure its regular and not flush free
blackmetal19
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I have used Detoxify before to pass two drug tests for jobs. A friend of mine has used the same stuff to pass a piss test for the Army, his recruiter is the one who told him to buy it because it works, lol.
Just make sure to follow the instructions EXACTLY! Plus be sure to buy the right size for your body weight. Too little and it wont work, too much and your result will be negative dilute i.e. retest.
Its available at Waterbeds N' Stuff and most smoke shops.
http://detoxify.com/
Just make sure to follow the instructions EXACTLY! Plus be sure to buy the right size for your body weight. Too little and it wont work, too much and your result will be negative dilute i.e. retest.
Its available at Waterbeds N' Stuff and most smoke shops.
http://detoxify.com/
whiterhyno420
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i got a simple solution to this. ready?
stop smoking if u get randomly drug tested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop smoking if u get randomly drug tested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmokeyMcChokey
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that was mean rhyno he said it was just to get a job. unfortunately they dont give you three weeks after filling out an application til you have to piss. you can use Magnum XL they sell it at head shops but they are like 30 bucks. i swear by them tho. i hae passed many a tests probationary or not
whiterhyno420
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no it wuz not mean if ur lookin for work or kno u randomly drug tested then duh dont smoke. ive been lookin for work for 2 months now and guess how long ive been clean...................... thats right 2 months im finely giving up and the end of the month and just gonna start blowin again
whiterhyno420
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even my uncle wuz a heavy smoker and wen he got a job that randomly drug test and hes been at that job for 2 years and he still to this day he still has not smoked
Philouza
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2 months... no wonder youre so grumpy
snutter
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synthetic urine has worked for me EVERY single time I've used it. Like a charm 
I'd say go that route as long as it's not a monitored test. You can even get away with using it if it's monitored, but not closely....but that requires a little stealth on your part. Good luck bro!
I'd say go that route as long as it's not a monitored test. You can even get away with using it if it's monitored, but not closely....but that requires a little stealth on your part. Good luck bro!
whiterhyno420
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hahahahahahaaha lol ive been thinkin the same thing but im not grumpy now tho lol but yea lately i have
superdave5
Active Member
drink shit load of water and take a vitamin b pill before you test. Enough water can make you piss clean for the moment as your basically just pissin water. The vitamin B will color your urine yellow so it doesnt raise any red flags to the tester. (if you have a cup of pee and its clear they may make you do it again so vitamin b is important) Oh ya dont drink more than 3 gallons of water in one day. (you can get water intoxication so be careful if you use this method) I did this and passed a test 3 days after smoking but 1 day is cutting it close
JenxLollipop
Member
Thanks to everyone! =]
and i'm a girl by the way. everyone always says he on my posts. lol.
and i'm a girl by the way. everyone always says he on my posts. lol.
superdave5
Active Member
Nice to have some more ladies on the site, welcome! pop as many squats as you can before you test hahahaha and flush that shit out. If you smoke everyday than go with synthetic urine. If it was just last night you have a good chance at flushing
ClosetFather
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Ya maybe u too will get a job that reserves the right to randomly test.. by the way random drug tests may soon even flood the fast food industry. For now its up in the air. But they r becoming more prevalent not less. So if you get a great job that may randomly piss test, are you done smoking untill u stop working their because your uncle did? What if that was the rest of your life or 20 years even would that still be ok because i know it wouldnt be ok with most people on this site? what if u didnt get tested for a whole year and u deceided to puff one day and got randomly tested and fired. Thats piss poor advice mate. Most people on this site find ways to endulge in this illegal plant while avoiding consequenses (the best they can)(that doesnt include not smoking anymore). Everyone is clear on the fact that no smoking = clean drug test.. . we all know that. But many can get away with it and the question is how.. Seems like we got alot of good answers but frankly yours was quite unhelpful and rude.
whiterhyno420
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yes if i wuz to get a great job ur damn right i would stop for 20 years or even the rest of my life.one one hand great pay and the other hand living under a bridge naw im koo i choose great pay. and u cant speak for any one on this site. u dont know how ppl think. and you haven't been on this site long at all to even think to try to speak for any one here!!!!!!! ok noob ur best bet is to bak off. and my advice is unhelpful? no its not u admitted ur self rude ok may be and for that op i apologize. ill give u some helpful advice go back to school and learn how to spellYa maybe u too will get a job that reserves the right to randomly test.. by the way random drug tests may soon even flood the fast food industry. For now its up in the air. But they r becoming more prevalent not less. So if you get a great job that may randomly piss test, are you done smoking untill u stop working their because your uncle did? What if that was the rest of your life or 20 years even would that still be ok because i know it wouldnt be ok with most people on this site? what if u didnt get tested for a whole year and u deceided to puff one day and got randomly tested and fired. Thats piss poor advice mate. Most people on this site find ways to endulge in this illegal plant while avoiding consequenses (the best they can)(that doesnt include not smoking anymore). Everyone is clear on the fact that no smoking = clean drug test.. . we all know that. But many can get away with it and the question is how.. Seems like we got alot of good answers but frankly yours was quite unhelpful and rude.
