LOL, you mean I don't need all the rest of this gear?
I know man, it gets ridiculous around here and I'm as bad as any of them. The only real success I have had went like this:
Germed the seed until it had a tap root. Placed it in Promix, covered it up with promix and watered the pot.
I placed that pot under 4 x 23w 5000K clf's and didn't jack with it. That action produced one that looks just like yours in 7 days. Imagine that,, easy worked.