Should I get high right now?
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Biggravy22
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A friend of mine just bought a new computer and asked me to show him how to download programs off the web. The poor guy is completely clueless with anything computer related. I showed him a couple of the more popular sites and started a download. While waiting, I made the comment about how slow telephone access can be. He sat there staring at the paper sheet icon move between the world and folder icons for a few moments, and then said: "Well if you move the folder closer to the Earth, then the program won't have so far to travel, and it'll download faster." I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
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Oh man yea did
the house is making funny noises freaking me out
but i have a feeling i can just hear the neighbours through the wall
Anyways my story involves cops! so if you are as paranoid as fuck as i am dont read
ok
so my cousin and her hot friend were over
so the lcbo was closed, so i brought out my weed and we had to make a coke can pipe
anyways we were really high watching tv...and the friend wanted some pizza so i said order it
a few seconds later shes sitting there shocked and hangs up the phone and im thinking oh shit
its 2am at this point and my cousins like, what did you do?
and shes like, i just dialed 911!!
heres me, trying not to freak out, i said are you sure and grabbed the phone now hung up
i turned my head down to look at the phone and it began ringing in my hands which freaked the shit out of me
hello? i [icked it up..and then the voice said 'hello this is your local police dept. we just got a 911 call is everything alright?'
i try explaining, oh no it was an accident, but i was so high, i said 'it was the first number i thought of!'
big mistake, the cops like sir...WHY WAS 911 THE FIRST NUMBER YOU THOUGHT OF? Is everything OK!?!?! SIR!
im thinking oh shit! oh shit! i was just trying to order pizza and it was an accident, i tell him. the cops like ok well we need to send a squad down to your residence. 'noo it was an acci - sir it is policy, they should be there at about 245 good day
to be continued
the house is making funny noises freaking me out
but i have a feeling i can just hear the neighbours through the wall
Anyways my story involves cops! so if you are as paranoid as fuck as i am dont read
ok
so my cousin and her hot friend were over
so the lcbo was closed, so i brought out my weed and we had to make a coke can pipe
anyways we were really high watching tv...and the friend wanted some pizza so i said order it
a few seconds later shes sitting there shocked and hangs up the phone and im thinking oh shit
its 2am at this point and my cousins like, what did you do?
and shes like, i just dialed 911!!
heres me, trying not to freak out, i said are you sure and grabbed the phone now hung up
i turned my head down to look at the phone and it began ringing in my hands which freaked the shit out of me
hello? i [icked it up..and then the voice said 'hello this is your local police dept. we just got a 911 call is everything alright?'
i try explaining, oh no it was an accident, but i was so high, i said 'it was the first number i thought of!'
big mistake, the cops like sir...WHY WAS 911 THE FIRST NUMBER YOU THOUGHT OF? Is everything OK!?!?! SIR!
im thinking oh shit! oh shit! i was just trying to order pizza and it was an accident, i tell him. the cops like ok well we need to send a squad down to your residence. 'noo it was an acci - sir it is policy, they should be there at about 245 good day
to be continued
misshestermoffitt
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Shoulda told them you hit the wrong speed-dial button.
alright got some snacks so im good.
so the second half....anyways..the cops come 15 mins later! so my cousin in like uncontrollably so she runs upstairs so its me and the friend.
i try to look not high which doesnt work. he qestions me is everything ok? and im like yeah, and then he sees the friend, and hes like...i need to come in, can you let me in?
im like high so i dont really remember they cant...so he comes in and theres like 2 guys behind him
he asks me is everything ok again, and hes looking at the girl, and im like yeah she dialed 911 by accident! which doesnt fly because i told them on the phone it was me.
the cop turns back to me, stares at me and goes....have you two been fighting or are either victims of verbal abuse?
and i almost start laughing because i had just met her haha so i was like oh no! not at all
and hes looks at her again looking for marks i guess and goes, ok then...i need your names and where you live...so the cop took them down (which i was paranoid as shit about but apparently it was just for records or something)
to be continues with last third
so the second half....anyways..the cops come 15 mins later! so my cousin in like uncontrollably so she runs upstairs so its me and the friend.
i try to look not high which doesnt work. he qestions me is everything ok? and im like yeah, and then he sees the friend, and hes like...i need to come in, can you let me in?
im like high so i dont really remember they cant...so he comes in and theres like 2 guys behind him
he asks me is everything ok again, and hes looking at the girl, and im like yeah she dialed 911 by accident! which doesnt fly because i told them on the phone it was me.
the cop turns back to me, stares at me and goes....have you two been fighting or are either victims of verbal abuse?
and i almost start laughing because i had just met her haha so i was like oh no! not at all
and hes looks at her again looking for marks i guess and goes, ok then...i need your names and where you live...so the cop took them down (which i was paranoid as shit about but apparently it was just for records or something)
to be continues with last third
i think they still might have come because of their policies here or whatever it is
Sunnysideup
Well-Known Member
so, was that it? Did they leave after taking your names?
no man
so as soon as they take our names...more cop cars showed up
the cops forgot to call in to say everything was ok when they got there so backup automatically came
so the cops that came first were trying to explain the situation to the 6+ armed cops now in my living room and entranceway
So they all give me funny looks and kinda go oh, alright...when my cousin comes down the stairs laughing. im thinking, oh shit i forgot about her
and the main cop immediatly goes who is THAT
and she smiles and goes...im his cousin
SILENCE
for about 10 seconds. The cop goe alright. thats all. i was sighing a huuuge relief sigh. Then a journalist came to the door with a note pad asking the story and taking things down. im not even kidding. the cops were like wtf are you serious? They radiod in, saying it was just a bunch of kids trying to order pizza. but before they were gone, he went around the room and on his way back to the door sniffing and kind of smiling at us.
so as soon as they take our names...more cop cars showed up
the cops forgot to call in to say everything was ok when they got there so backup automatically came
so the cops that came first were trying to explain the situation to the 6+ armed cops now in my living room and entranceway
So they all give me funny looks and kinda go oh, alright...when my cousin comes down the stairs laughing. im thinking, oh shit i forgot about her
and the main cop immediatly goes who is THAT
and she smiles and goes...im his cousin
SILENCE
for about 10 seconds. The cop goe alright. thats all. i was sighing a huuuge relief sigh. Then a journalist came to the door with a note pad asking the story and taking things down. im not even kidding. the cops were like wtf are you serious? They radiod in, saying it was just a bunch of kids trying to order pizza. but before they were gone, he went around the room and on his way back to the door sniffing and kind of smiling at us.
Sunnysideup
Well-Known Member
I would of been no good!
What a story!
Now I need to go get high,lol.
What a story!
Now I need to go get high,lol.
Yeah we think he knew by the way he left....and later we realized we left the lighter and an empty ziplock bag on the coffeetable
ghengiskhan
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That's a good story haha, not your typical stoner run in with the cops