Drag him behind the house, beat him haf to death, take his money, run to Vegas, spend it on blackjack and hookers. Flee to Mexico when money runs out and make your living as a male prostitute. Not for other males, that shit is disgusting and should be prosecuted by law, but to pets and ranch animals. Build up a name on the amateur stock fucking circuit, become world-renowned, and run for president of some third world country. Win the election, legalize and mass produce weed, and import to other third world countries. A short time later, you shall see a burning bush, fuck it. Fuck it hard. Don't stop until that bush knows who its daddy is. Then visit an emergency ward for third degree penis burns.