should obama drink his own urine?

farmasensist · Sep 1, 2015

This month, obama's vacation will be to alaska where he will meet bear grills because... global warming. So now there is a petition for him to drink his own urine because... science.

Here is the link to sign the petition... if that's your thing.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...while-filming-running-wild-bear-grylls-alaska

VirtualHerd · Sep 1, 2015

Grylls is a proven fraud

somehow it is fitting he teams up with Obama.......

Seriously isn't there far more important things the president should be doing than dicking around in Alaska?

Maybe the massive humanitarian crisis that U.S foreigh policy has created?

Sativied · Sep 1, 2015

Dr.Pecker · Sep 1, 2015

I'm sure its going to be apple juice.

sunni · Sep 1, 2015

VirtualHerd said:
Grylls is a proven fraud

somehow it is fitting he teams up with Obama.......

Seriously isn't there far more important things the president should be doing than dicking around in Alaska?

Maybe the massive humanitarian crisis that U.S foreigh policy has created?

Better things ? He's here for a good reason like environmental issues

Ya know that global warming that's going to fuck us up real good

tyler.durden · Sep 1, 2015

farmasensist said:
This month, obama's vacation will be to alaska where he will meet bear grills because... global warming. So now there is a petition for him to drink his own urine because... science.

Here is the link to sign the petition... if that's your thing.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...while-filming-running-wild-bear-grylls-alaska

Cool. Maybe he can stop by and say hi to Sunni, preferably before he drinks the piss...

sunni · Sep 1, 2015

tyler.durden said:
Cool. Maybe he can stop by and say hi to Sunni, preferably before he drinks the piss...

Ya know I'm not saying I'm that important
But I moved to Alaska and Obama comes

Let's just take a moment to realize he's totally here for me hahaha

But nah I'll be far from him I'm off the beaten no path in buttfuck no where Alaska
That just surprisingly has Internet

Grandpapy · Sep 1, 2015

sunni said:
Ya know I'm not saying I'm that important
But I moved to Alaska and Obama comes

Let's just take a moment to realize he's totally here for me hahaha

But nah I'll be far from him I'm off the beaten no path in buttfuck no where Alaska
That just surprisingly has Internet

Well, the state is better off with you there. :wink:

ttystikk · Sep 1, 2015

Maybe the OP can lead by example?

reddan1981 · Sep 1, 2015

He should be made to drink fluoridated water, his diet would make his piss cleaner than bottled water.
(baby foetus is an excellent source of calcium, also helps libido and bowel movements)

sunni · Sep 1, 2015

Grandpapy said:
Well, the state is better off with you there.

I know right that's what I think too

Dr.Pecker · Sep 1, 2015

reddan1981 said:
He should be made to drink fluoridated water, his diet would make his piss cleaner than bottled water.
(baby foetus is an excellent source of calcium, also helps libido and bowel movements)

I hear back in the day they put baby fetus in pepsi cola for flavor.

sunni said:
Ya know I'm not saying I'm that important
But I moved to Alaska and Obama comes

Let's just take a moment to realize he's totally here for me hahaha

But nah I'll be far from him I'm off the beaten no path in buttfuck no where Alaska
That just surprisingly has Internet

I'ts bumfuck (Egypt) you make it sound dirty.

Aeroknow · Sep 1, 2015

sunni said:
Ya know I'm not saying I'm that important
But I moved to Alaska and Obama comes

Let's just take a moment to realize he's totally here for me hahaha

But nah I'll be far from him I'm off the beaten no path in buttfuck no where Alaska
That just surprisingly has Internet

Sounds like what happened to me.
In 1996, I had just bought a home in Salinas Ca.
President Bill Clinton visited not but a couple months later. Pretty sure it was because Salinas had the highest murder per capita(in California) at the time, or some shit like that.

farmasensist · Sep 1, 2015

ttystikk said:
Maybe the OP can lead by example?

If i get a free trip on air force one to Alaska then yes, i will drink my own piss. But i don't think he should do it. It doesn't even make sense. Alaska is full of clean water. Why not just eat white snow?

Dr.Pecker · Sep 1, 2015

BG does some dangerous things. He ate a rotten rattlesnake pissed in the skin and drank it. Then he got violently ill. Not good in the desert food poisoning and diarrhea is a death sentence in that situation. If he didn't have a crew he could have died. Hopefully some poor sap wont take his advice.

sunni · Sep 1, 2015

farmasensist said:
If i get a free trip on air force one to Alaska then yes, i will drink my own piss. But i don't think he should do it. It doesn't even make sense. Alaska is full of clean water. Why not just eat white snow?

i doubt hes actually going ot drink his ownpiss. as per usual the internet has cracked a good joke over taking the importance of Obama's actual reason for going
changing the name of the mountain to its proper Alaskan Natives name, which is what everyone calls it by anyways
making public speeches about Alaskan Natives and helping with the de-colonization process to start bridging the gap between Native Americans and Americans
And working to create a better environment to help with global warming , emission levels, and climate change,
in his 3 day trip i think he'll be doing a lot of work,
I think his publicists do a damn good job of making sure Obama gets a lot of attention from the younger generation as well as older generations, He does so by making appearances on tv shows like this, or comedy late night shows, making sure hes all over social media.
Basically they make it so they suck you in to watching him on tv shows to see what hes doing , what hes learning and what hes working on , rather than those stupid courthouse appearances on that one tv channel that only plays stuff like that , that like no body watches , ya know that one lol

whitebb2727 · Sep 1, 2015

farmasensist said:
If i get a free trip on air force one to Alaska then yes, i will drink my own piss. But i don't think he should do it. It doesn't even make sense. Alaska is full of clean water. Why not just eat white snow?

Cause eating snow lowers core body temp.

farmasensist · Sep 1, 2015

whitebb2727 said:
Cause eating snow lowers core body temp.

You have to rub sticks together to start a fire, then you can chisel a pot out of stone to melt it in. or at least cut the piss with some snow so its not 100% yellow.

Theres no way that drinking piss is better for you than drinking nothing.

ttystikk · Sep 1, 2015

farmasensist said:
If i get a free trip on air force one to Alaska then yes, i will drink my own piss. But i don't think he should do it. It doesn't even make sense. Alaska is full of clean water. Why not just eat white snow?

Just about every astronaut we've thrown into orbit for more than three days has indeed drank water that was made from purified or reprocessed urine.

whitebb2727 · Sep 1, 2015

farmasensist said:
You have to rub sticks together to start a fire, then you can chisel a pot out of stone to melt it in. or at least cut the piss with some snow so its not 100% yellow.

Theres no way that drinking piss is better for you than drinking nothing.

I never said it was. I just stated that eating snow lowers core body temp. In a life or death situation where you could freeze to death, eating snow very well may kill you before drinking urine.

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