Should women be required to...

skunkd0c

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AS long as you're NOT one, and you are not getting diddled by one - it's pretty funny...

Jokes...they be mean as fuck sometimes, but those tend to be the best ones...

For example:

Q: How do you get your neighbours kids to stop playing in your backyard?

A: Molest Them.

one of the kids in your garden is a 12 year old boy and he says "if you're a lady pedo you can come molest me if you like"
 

theexpress

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'Out of control' 'would be a good way to describe the accident I had with the electric trimmer last week resulting in my fruit corner looking about 12 yrs old. I'm gonna leave it alone this week. ;)
i have 100 percent fool proof way to check u for cancer.... ima just have to stick my thumb up ur ass. dont ask questions about my methods and i wont ask any about ur health care provider
 

Smokebomb420

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These women don't want to shave their snatch so they put on a strap on and plot to rape us.

I'm totally into that but as soon as you get near me with that thing I'm gonna rip ur dick off and shove it in your ass lmao.
 
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