Show me your critters!

not sure what this one is...

gators come out the canals lookin for those of us with a pond on our property.

Armadillos destroy garden beds (in one night)

Fucking cranes ruin everything, and they’re endangered so I can’t even shoot them.

Cane toads love garden beds after a fat rain. One lick or close encounter by a cat or dog and bye bye fur babies, after some severely painful neurological symptoms.

Iguanas scare the shit out of me when their death claws scrape up and down the palm trees while I’m under the trees.

The damn spiders are really Transformers, and they weave these big sticky fucking webs between all the coconuts on top of the trees.

The damn dung beetles and moles dig these big crater sized fucking holes in my lawn if I leave a dog shit on it for more than 25 seconds.

The LOVE BUGS REDUCE VISIBILITY TO NEARLY 0 AND YOU CANT SCRAPE THEM OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD THE PERMANENT BASTARDS.

The snakes eat my chicken eggs and scare the chickens.

Fucking tropics man it never stops.

Found this guy while picking the last of the blueberries.

Spider looking after Sleepy. {powernap x sinmint cookies}

Found this skink a couple months back while emptying flower pots.

a new pollinetor on my celery flowers, looking so weird, it's a Ichneumon Wasp

Just sum of my encounters

Not my pic but it's cool. I don't think you could take this pic even if you tried to plan it.

Serendipity?

Chance, just laying a 'round'.

kinda resembles trump a little

Baby mantis.

Here's some pictures of the critters I've found around my property:

Assassin Bug vs Wasp


Cool looking grass hopper


Beautiful (huge/disgusting) orb weaver


Funky looking spiny orb weaver

friend or foe?

does anybody know what the hell this thing is? i'm thinking a baby cricket?



first time growing cannabis outdoors so all these pests are new to me

Love critters