Smoke Yourself Retard

i am saying if you smoke it in moderation then it is ok, but if you smoke it constantly then you will end up like these three, you talk about being successful and employed, i have a toke once a week, and i go out for a drink once a week, if i smoked or drank lots i wouldn`t be working on the railway as a pipe layer laying track side drainage on the main lines, it is the best job in the world we can only work from 2am to 6am as no one is allowed on track until 1 hour after the last train, then our goods train with our materials must come in and wait while they have to set up lights, get the electric power turned off (25,000 volts ac) set up barriers, put detonators on the track 3 miles away as a train warning, and then we have to get our large digging excavators on line, then the squad are allowed to work about 2 am, to clear all that up we have to be off by 6 am 4 hours so they pay us £50 gbp an hour. for our money we have to work like slaves and are expected to lay 100 metres of pipe, if we hit solid rock its a nightmare and may only do 20 metres, all this for the amount of rain we get in the uk, just to stop track flooding. so anyway my point is i grow it and sell it, i only smoke a very small amount. it is £200 an ounce in the uk and that is $322.08 usd an ounce a lot of wonga.

you can smoke yourself sober, thats happened to me a few times, your just so high you get completely used to it and can act completely fine even tohugh your eyes are the redest thing you have ver seen

i shudder to think of how long of a tolerance break i would need in order to be able to smoke myself retarded. happened all the time when i was a kid. i can remember being basically comatose on a bed staring at a dresser for over an hour unable to move, all while having this amazing fantasy adventure in my mind. i was 17 though. if i tried getting on that level now i think my lungs would give out first. however once last summer i did get so high that i guess i forgot to swallow and some drool happened at the corner of my mouth. no drip. i caught it in time. no one saw.

Total Head said:

i shudder to think of how long of a tolerance break i would need in order to be able to smoke myself retarded. happened all the time when i was a kid. i can remember being basically comatose on a bed staring at a dresser for over an hour unable to move, all while having this amazing fantasy adventure in my mind. i was 17 though. if i tried getting on that level now i think my lungs would give out first. however once last summer i did get so high that i guess i forgot to swallow and some drool happened at the corner of my mouth. no drip. i caught it in time. no one saw.

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Lol. That happened to my roomate. The first time we got super baked together, he ends up sitting on the edge of the couch high as a kite. Eyes were open but no one was home. And then he started to drool...badly I might add hahaha. But now he can hold his weed

My boss and I smoked an eighth one night and I drove home. On the way home I pulled up to a stop light and almost cried while sitting there because " the stoplights were so beautiful." I lit a blunt once and it caught on fire and I fell backwards over the chair. And I went to put eye drops on my eyes and instead I pulled out chapstick and was trying to squeeze chapstick into my eyes. I couldnt solve the problem. These are all true stories, believe them if you want.

last time I was properly stoned out of my mind I went to get munchies and suddenly felt dead spaced out. I started going upstairs to get in bed and felt like i was melting into the floor movement took loads of energy and I lay on the stairs for like 2 minutes. Any of you guys experienced this? Was weird as hell. Passed quick though sparked another joint an hour later

I kinda felt like that when I smoked a gram by myself. I rolled a blunt and a half hour later I was on a different planet.

i smoked myself so stupid once, i couldn't operate an ordinary door knob much less recall why i wanted out to begin with...

...fun times
:3

Birdyboy said:

last time I was properly stoned out of my mind I went to get munchies and suddenly felt dead spaced out. I started going upstairs to get in bed and felt like i was melting into the floor movement took loads of energy and I lay on the stairs for like 2 minutes. Any of you guys experienced this? Was weird as hell. Passed quick though sparked another joint an hour later

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like you have no energy, you feel like if you get up, you would just collapse, happened to me twice, worst feeling ever...

i think i finally accomplished it a couple days ago i was out enjoying a walk while smokin a nice spliff and for some reason i started getting paranoid then i heard a car coming and took off running till a couple minutes later i realized i was in a chase all by myself also i didn't even know were the fuck i was running to and i had put the j in my pocket with out turning it off so now i have a burn mark on my leg and i cant use the let pocket of my shorts

Had a buddy on 420 trying to talk but couldn't form a complete sentence, and at times his "sentences" were just words he randomly though of and put together, they had nothing to do with the conversation that was going on haha.

i have a high tolerance, and smoke way to much high grade weed every day.. i don't think i can smoke my self retarded or i would already be there

Had a buddy on 420 trying to talk but couldn't form a complete sentence, and at times his "sentences" were just words he randomly though of and put together, they had nothing to do with the conversation that was going on haha.​

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Lol sounds about like my buddy on 420, he hadnt smoked for 3 months and finally just decided to say fuck it and smoke.. Jesus christ the dude just sat there screaming about how he couldnt get his arm to go straight as he was flailing it around! Other than that I don't really remember much this year was good

A friend of mine is like that, smokes nothing but highest quality ganj all the time. He got a hold of a brick 'a 'mersh and was friggin useless...sometimes the changeup kicks your ass

plantvision said:

Huh, say what, what are you trying to say?

This thread got me thinking of some of my first times getting high. Started out young 5th and 6th grade dances. I remember sitting in my friends car and when other cars would drive by there lights would shine in the car, we were listening to Van Halen, I thought I was landing an airplane. Back then we just smoked and smoked and smoked. Dad came to pick me up and I was sitting in the back, started to get the burps, every time I burped out would come a little puff of smoke. Eventually I spewed all over the back of my parents car, they were not pleased, great trip though.

As for WeeGogs input, after smoking hard for years, I graduated from college with a 3.87 gpa and had a succesful career as a Draftsmen, and now am having a succesful new career. I don't count myself as braindead or agressive either.

Peace and happy tripping.............

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you must have given the college master a back hander for your 3.87 gpa certificate, i mean, just a quick glance, and you cannot spell successful, and you place draftsmen in splural of draftsman.
by the way, how much did it cost you that back hander.

According to this picture its possible.
http://hailmaryjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hearts18stoned_545x727shkl.jpg

You can get really fucking couchlocked but after that as long as it's all natural no you're not going to be retarded, if you smoke a ridiculous ammount all you're life it could easily have some negative effects but vape it or make brownies and just soak up the high times dude.

The title just made me think of smoking fingers in how high.

To smoke myself retarded however, nope, haven't managed it yet, alcohol does that to me but not cannabis.

I smoke myself smart everyday

I wonder if Einstein ever dabbled in the green? Perhaps he might have, maybe something really fucked up, that's how he came up with the theory of relativity