smoking 3 years--passing hair test??

chitown092790

chitown092790

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k so i've been smoking a while now, and i got a hair test coming up tomorrow that I absolutely need to pass....any ideas on how i could pass this test? i heard thc stays in ur hair the longest & is the hardest to get out...and of course i have to get this kind of test. ANY help is GREATLY appreciated! ty guys
 
smoke and coke

smoke and coke

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i really have no idea how to pass. maybe completly shave every little hair on your body. you may need someone to do your backside.
im sorry i didnt help but it is bumped back to the top.
 
Drgreenz

Drgreenz

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You cant pass a hair test. Bleaching or stripping your hair will get it out but if you have bleached hair the techs that test will generally get a pub or another body hair. And yess hair tests can not only tell if you smoked but when too, sorry bro but i hope you get a miracle. let us know how it goes.
 
bicycle racer

bicycle racer

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bleach all the hair on your body where some pink contact lenses and say you have rare late onset albino disease lol. drug tests fucking suck i have to fake a urine test soon but hair is more difficult if your appearance is already known by the employer which im sure it is. it will take some thinking to deal with. bleach your hair and then dye it back to its original appearance is the best i can think of off the top of my head. good luck.
 
dhhbomb

dhhbomb

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o btw the shampoo doenst work at the smokeshops either tehy was the hair b4 testing now the best way to pass if u really have to is to litteraly shave all off all ur hair execpt eyebrows and tell them no way u can have ur eye brows but u will glady pee in a cup and make sure u can pass a piss test thats easy dont know who is testing u but all u have to say is not having hair is a personal choice
 
ontariogrower

ontariogrower

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if you don't give a shit just walk in with a joint in hand say this is who I am along with over a 3rd of the country take it or leave it

bring some clean hair and $100 bucks lol
 
crazy7605150

crazy7605150

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the only idea i can think of is go to the smoke shop and spend a lot of money on a shampoo and hope it works... lol maybe even tho its crazy maybe some how bicycle racer could have an idea when he said
bleach your hair and then dye it back to its original appearance is the best i can think of off the top of my head. good luck.
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and how every one is saying shave shave shave.... if you do that then they will find a hair somewhere or just give you a blood test...
 
WoldofWeedcraft

WoldofWeedcraft

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The test they do on hair is a Gas Chromatography/Mass Spectrometry to find any metabolites of THC on your hair. They usually will take the hair sample and drop a few drops of solvent on the hair and collect what drips off your hair into a vial. That vial gets tested, and they look for heavy concentrations of those metabolites. One thing I would try is getting your own sample prepared ahead of time. Use 91% or higher rubbing alcohol and use an eyedropper to "rinse" your hair. The rubbing alcohol should dissolve those metabolites, because it's a great solvent for THC (think iso hash).
 
ontariogrower

ontariogrower

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WoldofWeedcraft said:
The test they do on hair is a Gas Chromatography/Mass Spectrometry to find any metabolites of THC on your hair. They usually will take the hair sample and drop a few drops of solvent on the hair and collect what drips off your hair into a vial. That vial gets tested, and they look for heavy concentrations of those metabolites. One thing I would try is getting your own sample prepared ahead of time. Use 91% or higher rubbing alcohol and use an eyedropper to "rinse" your hair. The rubbing alcohol should dissolve those metabolites, because it's a great solvent for THC (think iso hash).
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To me that makes total sense I'd go for that also howd test go
 
Silentbobs son

Silentbobs son

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I hope you passed it. The alcohol should have worked if you tried it. The test, if I remember correctly, should only be able to detect up to six or seven months back. Whether or not they have updated that technology, I don't know. It has been a few years since I checked up on it and that was the test all federal LEOs were using.
 
Tagh

Tagh

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I'd hate to say it you are fucked.
I can't think of anything that you can.
Britney Spears shaved her head over it, lol. So I've heard

Good luck :p
 
BooRadley

BooRadley

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I found this on marijuana.com . Someone named maccujo swears he passed 8 hair tests in a row with it. I personally would follow his instructions to the letter, and then shave off all my body hair, including pubic hair. This because they might decide to surprise you and ask for hair from somewhere on your body besides your scalp.


This works every time...My friend works in a forensic lab showed me how...I passed 8 hair tests Never failed.

1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.

2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open

3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent.
Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.

4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.

5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline

I dont believe how some of you guys worry like that.....I'm heavy user of all drugs for 15 years....Be surprise what alittle knowledge will do...Have a nice day ya'll
 
Relaxed

Relaxed

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I use vinegar in my hair about monthly. strips the old shampoo/conditioners out. Makes you hair look and feel better. That is after a shampoo or 2 to get the smell out. Best natural striper or you can spend a lot of money to buy the good smelling striper...side note..The other stuff oh my...hope it works!
 
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