Sneak a Toke at Work

I saw these guys on the news last week.
A little bit of a set-up but funny to watch guys smoking a dab while working fast food.


Do you smoke at work?
Smoke before or is there a place you can go to smoke a quick hit or two?

I once worked in a basement shop where we blew hits
into a piece of packing foam to hide the smell.
The boss would give us the eye now and then but never caught on.

Your old boss probably knew. Either that or he was an idiot. I used to get high before work all the time until I started working at Chicago Mercantile Exchange. That was the only corporate job I've ever loved, the action and adrenaline of trading on the floor was insane! Short day, too, from 7am to 1pm on the currency floor (this was right when Europe was introducing the Euro). At lunch, we used to walk to the Amtrak station next door, find a quiet, unoccupied spot and get lifted. I was checking out trades with a major client after the close one day, and we got into a really heated argument. He was insisting that he was up for the day, and I was insisting he lost. We argued for about 5 minutes until he asked, "Are you fucking HIGH?!" I was SO high, I was reading the trades exactly wrong, he was up. I was so humiliated that I never smoked at work again. I did pick up a nifty cocaine habit, though. There were about 4 dealers on the floor that would front you coke on credit, and came around on pay day (everyone got paid same day once a week). It got so bad that I lost track of how much I owed, and I knew I was in trouble when I started spending my ENTIRE check on coke, sometimes evening digging into my own pocket for the habit. But everyone was coked out, even in the massive men's room stalls, you could always find trading cards covered in coke residue. I remember one time I had just copped a squat in the stall, and saw a freshly opened 8 ball on the toilet paper dispenser. I tasted it, and it was FLAME! So I pocketed it and quickly left the stall. Seconds later, and huge black guy busted in that stall while I was washing my hands. "WHERE'S MY FUCKING COKE!" he screamed. "IMA KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!!!" I just looked over casually, dried my hands and left. Luckily, I just got tired of coke after a certain degree of damage and stopped. A few friends had to go to rehab for help to get off it. I just got lucky, I guess...

tyler.durden said:

Your old boss probably knew. Either that or he was an idiot. I used to get high before work all the time until I started working at Chicago Mercantile Exchange. That was the only corporate job I've ever loved, the action and adrenaline of trading on the floor was insane! Short day, too, from 7am to 1pm on the currency floor (this was right when Europe was introducing the Euro). We used to walk to the Amtrak station next door, find a quiet, unoccupied spot and get lifted. I was checking out trades with a major client after the close one day, and we got into a really heated argument. He was insisting that he was up for the day, and I was insisting he lost. We argued for about 5 minutes until he asked, "Are you fucking HIGH?!" I was SO high, I was reading the trades exactly wrong, he was up. I was so humiliated that I never smoked at work again. I did pick up a nifty cocaine habit, though. There were about 4 dealers on the floor that would front you coke on credit, and came around on pay day (everyone got paid same day once a week). It got so bad that I lost track of how much I owed, and I knew I was in trouble when I started spending my ENTIRE check on coke, sometimes evening digging into my own pocket for the habit. But everyone was coked out, even in the massive men's room stalls, you could always find trading cards covered in coke residue. I remember one time I had just copped a squat in the stall, and saw a freshly opened 8 ball on the toilet paper dispenser. I tasted it, and it was FLAME! So I pocketed it and quickly left the stall. Seconds later, and huge black guy busted in that stall while I was washing my hands. "WHERE'S MY FUCKING COKE!" he screamed. "IMA KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!!!" I just looked over casually, dried my hands and left. Luckily, I just got tired of coke after a certain degree of damage and stopped. A few friends had to go to rehab for help to get off it. I just got lucky, I guess...

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^ Good story.
I dont miss the coke either.
The company I worked for sent us to a training meeting at a hotel.
During a break I went into the bathroom, sat down to snort from my little jar-spoon container.
My bud from work heard me snorting in the hallway outside.
He came in and said "Nutes? It sounds like a wild animal in here."
Guess I was snorting a bit loud.

Nutes and Nugs said:

^ Good story.
I dont miss the coke either.
The company I worked for sent us to a training meeting at a hotel.
During a break I went into the bathroom, sat down to snort from my little jar-spoon container.
My bud from work heard me snorting in the hallway outside.
He came in and said "Nutes? It sounds like a wild animal in here."
Guess I was snorting a bit loud.

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Yeah, I didn't do coke for about 5 years after that. Nowadays, I'll enjoy a few lines if someone has some, but I won't purchase it or think about it otherwise. Fuck cocaine, MJ's where it's at...

tyler.durden said:

Yeah, I didn't do coke for about 5 years after that. Nowadays, I'll enjoy a few lines if someone has some, but I won't purchase it or think about it otherwise. Fuck cocaine, MJ's where it's at...

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If you can do it in moderation it's great.
I said fuck coke after smoking rocks one night.
Went to take a piss and came back to my bud and his girl on hands and knees looking for rocks we dropped.
lol, we didnt drop any.
I think they choked on a old piece of popcorn.

I only did crack once in my 20s. Me and this dude, Charlie, went to score after our valet parking shift. Charlie was pretty much a crack head, and was always talking about how great it was (he also stole cars for a living, he was amazing at it). We went to CrackDonalds (a local micky D's that was known for the crack dealers that hung outside), and they knew Charlie (of course) so they gave us a fat rock for $10. We took it to the lake, and I had my first hits. It was amazing. It was freezing out, but I sat on the cold rocks of the lakefront and couldn't feel my ass. I looked out onto the sunrise over the lake and felt like the king of all creation. I liked it too much. When I went back to the car, Charlie had smoked up the entire remainder of our rock! I went back to that Mc Ds right after dropping him off to spend my LAST $10 on another rock, and I thought, 'this isn't good, what am I doing?' The McDealer looked at me funny, then took out the baggie under his tongue and handed it to me. Yuck. I got back to the lake, and opened my bag of baking soda. Motherfucker. That really turned me off from the whole scene. I'm glad it went down that way, or I might look like this today -

tyler.durden said:

I only did crack once in my 20s. Me and this dude, Charlie, went to score after our valet parking shift. Charlie was pretty much a crack head, and was always talking about how great it was (he also stole cars for a living, he was amazing at it). We went to CrackDonalds (a local micky D's that was known for the crack dealers that hung outside), and they knew Charlie (of course) so they gave us a fat rock for $10. We took it to the lake, and I had my first hits. It was amazing. It was freezing out, but I sat on the cold rocks of the lakefront and couldn't feel my ass. I looked out onto the sunrise over the lake and felt like the king of all creation. I liked it too much. When I went back to the car, Charlie had smoked up the entire remainder of our rock! I went back to that Mc Ds right after dropping him off to spend my LAST $10 on another rock, and I though, 'this isn't good, what am I doing?' The McDealer looked at my funny, then took out the baggie under his tongue and handed it to me. Yuck. I got back to the lake, and opened my bag of baking soda. Motherfucker. That really turned me off from the whole scene. I'm glad it went down that way, or I might look like this today -

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It will turn you into Biggums!

I never bought any rocks but cooked my own.
At the time it was called 'freebasing'.
Crack wasnt born yet.
I would do it on the weekends, unlike some friends
who did it everyday.

abe supercro said:

waay back.. 80's, went to boarding HIGHschool on the east coast, new jersey, hardly anyone smoked herb, i did a little.. buncha preppies. learned about blow in manhattan on wknds.

for dormitory room smokin - at risk of expulsion...
we wld roll a towel up tight as possible and slowly blow the smoke into a bath towel tampon, 'hit towel', and it wld leave a dark ring stain from each exhale. nxt spritz the room w ozium air freshener. got suspended twice for smokin a ciggy in a room and another for drinkin beers on the golf course.

my twenties in Southern California were a blur, even without any drinking or blow at all. those were def the busiest most frenetic yrs of my life. a few careers, women restaurants pussy work eat more pussy go to the movies explore the city sleep. TG for the good ol days!

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My one bud would blow hits in his bed pillow.
Guess it only works so long though.
I remember the resin stain on the fabric or foam at work.

a bunch of us came back from lunch one time and were all punching in, so the guy sleeping by the time clock wakes up and says what did you all have for lunch, you smell like an opium den...we scattered.

Worked at pizza hut in highschool with 3 of my friends who all smoked weed. One day we all took a break together and went to my buddies car to smoke a blunt. We hot box the car out and our manager this totally clueless lady in her late 50s early 60s comes out to the car and knocks on the window. We roll the window down and loud weed smoke is just rolling out of the car smacking her in the face and she looks at my friend and was like "you cant just be out here in the parking lot smoking cigs when we have deliveries up! We have 2 you need to take right now!" Soo my buddy passed me the blunt and was like "here finish my cig, i have a couple deliveries to take" so he steps out of the car and goes inside with the manager and she dispatches him off to the delivery! Haha

Damn, I can't make it thru the day at work without burning one or two...or three...

We used to go into the walk in freezer and smoke at this steak house I worked at 20 years ago. Sorry if u had to wait to long for your steaks.

I stay high at work. Usually just a few pain pills these days, my current job i cant even sneak off and im not allowed to smoke ecigs or tobacco etc.


I worked at a fast food spot back in the day for like 6 months. I defiled that freezer, and nobody ever cleaned it.done some nasty things there

At my job weed smoking is encouraged. Thing is, none of my employees want to burn while working. Fuckers.


<walks into office, opens arms wide and yells>
SAFETY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!
<employees look at me briefly, someone rolls their eyes, walks outside alone to smoke>

I'm self employed... I toke all day... It's easy when you are a residential building contractor

I have a Dewalt work bong for when I am rehabing houses.

When I was a cook, I smoked all day er'y day. Especially because I was a remote cook and I never had to drive anything ever.

Now, as a business jerk - I gots to save my weeds for the night time. No biggie, it makes me love it that much more.

That's fucking awesome! I need to get me one! Home depot? Or Lowe's?

I almost spent $3 on a Dewalt sticker. I should still do that. I bet I could convince people it is actually a Dewalt bong.

mandatory smoke brake at work, with the boss!..lol