Sneak a Toke at Work

stonergramma said:
We used to go into the walk in freezer and smoke at this steak house I worked at 20 years ago. Sorry if u had to wait to long for your steaks.
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I worked at a restaurant in high school.
THe walk in was a good place or standing on the toilet and blow a hit in the exhaust fan.
We would sneak a whole joint at the end of the night when we took the trash can out to dump in the dumpster.
We would save empty whipped cream cans for the leftover nitrous.
Came back inside feeling all spaced out.
 
Trousers said:
At my job weed smoking is encouraged. Thing is, none of my employees want to burn while working. Fuckers.


<walks into office, opens arms wide and yells>
SAFETY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!
<employees look at me briefly, someone rolls their eyes, walks outside alone to smoke>
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I love safety meetings!;-)
 
Nutes and Nugs said:
I worked at a restaurant in high school.
THe walk in was a good place or standing on the toilet and blow a hit in the exhaust fan.
We would sneak a whole joint at the end of the night when we took the trash can out to dump in the dumpster.
We would save empty whipped cream cans for the leftover nitrous.
Came back inside feeling all spaced out.
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Any repetitive job is 1000 times better high.

I loved cooking in the bush high. It made it so much more fun. Cleaning high? Fucking dope!

But I could never get high and do my food order. Then I would make mistakes.

Now, I can't get high at work. Too much to do, and too much to think about. Plus training you're always learning new things. Just can't do it.

But I LOVE night time high. It's the best.
 
never. i never go in high either.

granted my last job was for the library so it was a city job, i was very happy to have that job, and quite enjoyed it.
 
Where I work they don't care.

We'll stand outside by the dumpsters passing a bowl back a forth while the manager smokes a cigarette and watches us. Depending on who it is they might even join.

I don't smoke alone at work though. It just feels weird to me. However chances are that i have someone in case anyone wants to toke up with me.

When I come in, I'm usually high as hell. Only time I'm not is when I don't have any weed on me. Buy enough for 5 days, and use the last two days as a mini T-break.

Shame the pay sucks, otherwise I might actually really like my job.
 
Bob Zmuda said:
I'm a high school teacher and I'm ALWAYS stoned. Or I'd choke a kid.
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I think toking up should be mandatory for teachers, espeacially those who teach young kids.

Think about it... if you're finger painting with a bunch of children stoned it kind of seems natural because of the mindset.

If you're finger painting with a bunch of kids because you love children... it's a little weird.
 
iamnobody said:
I think toking up should be mandatory for teachers, espeacially those who teach young kids.

Think about it... if you're finger painting with a bunch of children stoned it kind of seems natural because of the mindset.

If you're finger painting with a bunch of kids because you love children... it's a little weird.
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What if you just really love finger painting??
 
The wood shop teacher was always watching the lathe for us making a bowl.
He also kept time on how long we were in the paint room. The fumes in there
were strong.
 
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