I feel your pain but atleast you didn't try to rub one out or touch your eyes.
done both plenty of times since I started growing superhots. the habanero is soft by comparison
The question is "why not?". Everyday I see at least one thing that I wonder if I can put my cock in it.
Me and the ole lady had an accident and some muscle rub, involving our nether regions.
I would have filled a bowl up with milk soaked my genitals in it and then left it outside for my neighbors cat.
A bunch of us went skiing one year and one of the guys was putting hand cream on his nuts so they wouldn't stick. Well my buddies little brother, who's like 22 at the time and a little
, picks up the Icy/Hot container and asks if that's what he was using..."Yup"..the guy says.. a minute later the kid came screaming, naked, through the house and dove balls first into the snow...I don't ever remember laughing so hard.If you do, don't use the hose..stick it right in the head and turn on the brush..it's like a pulsating massage...
