So i messed up big , with a Girl i know is Dynamite right for me ..............

thump easy

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Well i feel like a prize dickhole!!,
about a week ago (give or take) .. i met the "Girl Of My dreams" (stunning great attitude, Toker) ,
So we hooked up and have been chatting Online and on phone and stuff and it's been going great,
Anyway ,
some of these conversations have kept me up to way past 4.20 time (am)
to cut a long story short ,
I work for my Mama , in a hydroponic business in the office ,
9-5 hours pretty much,
Anyway my Mama is away for 2 weeks ,
and has left me in charge , gave me an office temp , and we have the warehouse staff for order picking and running the store and Online orders etc,

Anyway , we arranged that we were going date <--- call it what you will , and she was going to stop over,(after loading up with weed and doing other things to please me),
The perfect girl right ,
So , the plan was i finish work early , 4pm , go home , grab a couple of hours sleep (recovery from long nights chatting),
This went to plan , up until i didn't wake up until gone 8.30 , unshowered , dog unwalked , starving and panicking like crazy,
*ran around naked , waving hands in the air*

Anyway in the end i didn't have time to go and collect her , left her soaked in the rain,
she had cancelled other plans ,
I even blamed her for not calling me and waking me up ,
I was so tired last night i even spelt cheese , (chesse) in a text to her ,

I feel like a complete smuck , she is so fit and wild , and i want her sooooo bad,
i hope i have not fucked it up!!!

Blaaaaaah!
girls are a trip about shit like this you fucked up.. i met this girl she wanted a threesome i met her at the cardinals staduim she was a food servere and she was fucken hot!!!! i fucked her man the most wildest of the wildest i ever had in my entire life i was at a tatoo convention for our shop at the tyme 2008 az convention. man she was so hot i lost my wallet that weekend and she wanted a three some her friend was just as hot man i realy lost my wallet guess what i was suppose to take them out to sea food and ended up telling them i had my credit cards bank cards and so on.. they nevor answerd my calls or my texts.... good luck.
 

Purplestickeypunch

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girls are a trip about shit like this you fucked up.. i met this girl she wanted a threesome i met her at the cardinals staduim she was a food servere and she was fucken hot!!!! i fucked her man the most wildest of the wildest i ever had in my entire life i was at a tatoo convention for our shop at the tyme 2008 az convention. man she was so hot i lost my wallet that weekend and she wanted a three some her friend was just as hot man i realy lost my wallet guess what i was suppose to take them out to sea food and ended up telling them i had my credit cards bank cards and so on.. they nevor answerd my calls or my texts.... good luck.

So...you met a hot chick at a stadium who wanted a threesome. Then you fucked her man "the most wildest of the wildest" at a tattoo convention. In the process a transgendered midget picked your pocket causing you to cancel dinner plans with hot chick and her man, whom in the end never answered your calls.

I'm so confused right now. Not judging; just confused.
 

thump easy

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and well this was the girl im trien to help you out dude i wish my dream came true lolz but nevor did n its to late this was the chick blurry cuzz april will take it off876.jpgdont believe it im headed to another thread just trien to let you know girls hate that good luck
 

ohmy

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yup been there done that, messed many relationships up, text to soon, never call em back lol lots of girls in this world only want cash and get pissed when someone is hotter then them lol,,
 

0calli

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Show her this thread she be astounded your so broken hearted or think your a Girly man ............but you won't know till u do it
 

thump easy

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who me? im just trien to say if you realy like a girl go the extra mile dont fall asleep i fucked up buy loosing my wallet. at a party the night before MY BAD.. sorry
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
who me? im just trien to say if you realy like a girl go the extra mile dont fall asleep i fucked up buy loosing my wallet. at a party the night before MY BAD.. sorry
Thump, I think Kuroi meant ohmy's post.

Clonex, I fear you've done irreparable harm. Women usually decide much about a man by his behavior leading up to and during that first date. A no-show = no mercy. My sympathies.
 

GrnMn

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you're screwed.

unless she actually likes you and isn't just trying to get into your store.... I mean pants....
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Tell her you were exhausted and fell asleep. You were dreaming of her, and didn't want it to end so you overslept. THEN you offer to make it up to her. If she resists at all, tell her she "doesn't seem like the forgiving type". Girls love a challenge and proving you wrong. Good luck
 

GrnMn

Active Member
Tell her you were exhausted and fell asleep. You were dreaming of her, and didn't want it to end so you overslept. THEN you offer to make it up to her. If she resists at all, tell her she "doesn't seem like the forgiving type". Girls love a challenge and proving you wrong. Good luck
wow, reversed reverse psychology! plus rep!
 
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