So I Show Up To DUI Class BLAZED.....

When I was 21 I got a DUI,its been about 18 years ago. Back then on a first offense you only had to attend like a weeks worth of classes. Anyway,about halfway through this school I stopped by my house after work to take shower before my class and two of my buddies are there. My buddy Scott breaks out a bomber of some really good weed and I couldnt resist so we all get BAKED! After this I really should have called in saying I was sick or something but instead I decide to attend,BAD IDEA!!! As soon as I get there I get seated amongst a bunch of people I dont even know and all of a sudden this BOMB I smoked with my buds creeps up on me,INSTANT PARANOIA!!! Thats just the beginning though,here I am BAKED at DUI school trippin' on everyone around me when the instructer says "Tonight we have some guests that are gonna tell us important things we should know about the dangers of driving impaired"!!! I'm thinkin' ok at least I dont have to interact.Now the fucked part!!! Two CHP officers,one of which is the one that arrested me walk in and sit directly across from me at the table!!! I'm fuckin' trippin'now actually thinking about excusing myself but somehow I bared with it. Anyway the PIG that arrested me is telling everyone in the class how he and his COMRADES are trained to detect if someone is UNDER the INFLUENCE of drugs or alcohol just by observing their demeanor,I'm thinking oh great as now he is looking right at me!!! Lucky for me they werent as OBSERVANT as they thought they were!!! That is is the closest I've EVER come to having HEART FAILURE!!!!

well at least they never noticed you were high haha

lol.. at the OBSERVANT ability of the pig, they pretend to know all about it

oh well as long as you were not in possession they couldn't do dickle

Could've been non complied from the school and had probation revoked 4 violation!!! I hate sittin' in jail.........

hahaa great story man i got well into it. man i know how you feel about the interacting part
thanks for sharing! peace.

dude i totally feel you, i get a crazy onset of paranioia/inability to interact with non-stoend people whenever i get blazed and go out in public, it freaks me out and i just start giggling like a maniac

Man that is some funny shit! I had a very similar situation once before and at the time it was a very scary and real thing, but looking back it's kind of hard not to laugh.

I took my whole class high too and they tested my dogs urine three times! There is no way I would have made it through that whole class if I was not blazed.