I once happened upon Fdd while hiking the redwood forests of northern California. He was tending a plot of 30' sativa plants by climbing the beanstalks he had planted next to them. After fimming the largest with a Stihl 420 chain saw, he climbed down to go #2 next to the corpse of a Leprechaun that had unfortunately strayed into one of the numerous BEARTRAPS that were placed around the plot.
Much to my amazement, instead of a turd, a UNICORN slid it's head from his cheeks and took a big toke from the impeccably rolled doobie that Fdd had reached around.
It was BEAUTIFUL... and a bit disturbing all at the same time. The unicorn held the toke for what seemed an eternity, exhaled, coughed, then spit a loogy onto the leprechaun, turning him to dust.
The unicorn then winked at me and popped his head back in at which time I was turned into a TROLL with a cowboy hat and sign stuck to my hands that read; "WILL WORK FOR WEED". The spell lasted 7 days. During which time I hitchhiked back accross the U.S.
You may have seen me.
The moral of the story:
If his ass doesn't notice you doin' things you shouldn't be, you'll be treated to many wonderful secrets around here.
If it does, you may witness his magical powers firsthand and have to work harder for your weed with less resources.