So who is 'the best' adult star?

Metasynth said:

My buddy was banging this one for a while, Charlotte Stokely.

But she was not a very nice person.

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Pinworm said:

I heard she killed a bunny because it stopped being cute.

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Metasynth said:

On the real, she preaches to 17 y/o's to become porn stars when they turn 18. Oh, the joys of the SFV.

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Pinworm said:

The last thing the valley needs is more young, dumb girls hungry for money.

EDIT: Or, is it?

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Metasynth said:

Um...you lust described 90% of the girls in the valley over 14 and under 30.

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Pinworm said:

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Pinworm lusts not for women1! I lust for the newest pair of Doc Brogue boots. I mean. Just look how fucking cute.

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Metasynth said:

Yup, i'd cup my balls with 'em! Getting excited just thinking about it!

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Metasynth said:

I dont even need anything fancy, I love my red airwalks...Payless to the rescue!

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Pinworm said:

Now this is my kinda porn. Lawls. <3

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Metasynth said:

Haha...tell me about it! Exclusive limited edition Vans only released in 3 cities in Japan...Yeah Baby!!!!!!! Not easy to find....

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Pinworm said:

Wait, are those earlier than '02? - ok, ok - you can stop trolling me now. Seriously. Are they really that limited?


EDIT: Meta you b-hole.

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Metasynth said:

Comes with a caterpillar!

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Metasynth said:

Right? Almost makes the 175 dollar price tag worth it..lol...almost

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Commander Strax said:

When I was a kid it was Nina Hartly
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