"So you know what's fucked up..."?

JackTheBongRipper

Well-Known Member
What's fucked up?

Express it here!



So you know what's fucked up...?


... chicks who think it's acceptable to sleep with you in the dark!

Wtf? Who is this chick kidding? Hey, CHICK, my cock works upon visual stimulation. You turn the lights off, my cock turns off.. Welcome to the real world, sorry to crush your dreams but the magazines are to you what the porno's are to me..


So what do you think is fucked up? FUCK YOU!
Some people are into darkness and mystery and intrigue. And some people want to look at tits, ass, red lips, and a beautiful face as they fuck.

I'm totally with you dude. The first time my wife wanted to do it in the dark I was like, what the fuck? I want to see your O face and and tits bouncing, but I'm a guy, so....
 

clint308

Well-Known Member
Cum Chin My girlfriend loves me very best
but not for to much longer she fucking me to death
every time i give an inch
she wants 10 inch of more
got to pore cold water on to cooly down the cock
all this fucking fucking is fucking killing me
She does more tricks with willy than monkey can with rope
 

slowbus

New Member
you know whats fucked up? when you are watching Cops and you see them coming down your road.My neighbor and his house have been on the show 3 different times
 

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member
Padawanbater2 is fucked up.
Lol absolutely! Thanks for the compliment buddy

This threadSH420
Well not yet anyway..

my hair line

lmao, join the club!


So smell touch and hearing don't keep your cock hard?

Are you able to cum by sight?

Sounds like a personal problem.

Smell?, touch.., and hearing? ROFL! You absolutely have no clue what it's like to be a guy..


Of course not, if a smell gets you aroused, go see a specialist..

Uhhhh that's too easy. Oh well, why not?

You mean besides you?
Obviously, besides me

Didn't Pada used to be the sexuality mod?
Sure did

They turned the lights out on that.
Sadly mistaken, buddy!
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
I just spilled a 24 oz of coffee across the room. Had a tray of fresh ground blue dream ready to vape soaked, douched my G- pen ,and that was the last of the pumpkin spice creamer!
Now thats fucked up.
 
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