So you thought you were a stoner...

So I thought I was a stoner...

Then this mother fucker comes up to me and says "So you know that phrase for all intensive purposes?"

I stare partially dumbfounded.

"You mean; for all intents and purposes?" I ask.

His eyes go lucid for just a second.

"Ohhhh"

Weed has nothing to do with stupidity.

Tis the point of the thread sir!

I am probably half THC at this point, yet I encounter others that embody the stoner caricature lol.

Share similar stories of your own!

hi roy, once when I was 19 and me and my friends got stoned and decided to drive four hundred kilometres south for the fun of it and camp in the back of my celica by the ocean, I had to explain to them how planets and shit works

Stoned me am

For all intensive purposes, thread is one-starred...

That's like calling someone a "pre-madonna"

tyler.durden said:

For all intensive purposes, thread is one-starred...

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Ha!

Its one of those 'had to be there' scenarios. My father, who is a grumpy old bastard and asshole, was driving through a shopping centre car park looking for a spot, as he approached to turn a corner , some sweet old lady yelled out "THERES NOTHING AROUND THERE" to which funny daddy replied, at the top of his voice "YOUUUUURE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!". He somehow misconstrued what she had said as "Youre STUFFING AROUND THERE" which still doesn't really warrant such a reply, but whatever, we laughed.

Rasta Roy said:

So I thought I was a stoner...

Then this mother fucker comes up to me and says "So you know that phrase for all intensive purposes?"

I stare partially dumbfounded.

"You mean; for all intents and purposes?" I ask.

His eyes go lucid for just a second.

"Ohhhh"

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yup
gotta nip it in the buTT