Christ I hate going grocery shopping stoned. The wife and I are "tight" financially right now but I made a little cash doing some side work and I do love cooking so we went out to the grocery store together. Neither of us really wanted to go to walmart since we had a little extra cash since our local walmart is like Mecca for rednecks.
Off to one of the big box stores and shop we did. I was not really extremely baked and I was still trying to be cheap but get things I had been needing for a while but putting off (spices mostly). My wife on the other hand (who acts like more of a stoner than I do and has smoked once in her life) is tossing everything she can get her hands on it the cart.
We get to the check stand and like 1/4th of my stuff has been scanned and its passing 3 figures. Settles at $297 which means I am doomed to another month of schwag. Either way it worked out since I now have a shit ton of good food, a happy wife and hey, at least I still haz weed
Off to one of the big box stores and shop we did. I was not really extremely baked and I was still trying to be cheap but get things I had been needing for a while but putting off (spices mostly). My wife on the other hand (who acts like more of a stoner than I do and has smoked once in her life) is tossing everything she can get her hands on it the cart.
We get to the check stand and like 1/4th of my stuff has been scanned and its passing 3 figures. Settles at $297 which means I am doomed to another month of schwag. Either way it worked out since I now have a shit ton of good food, a happy wife and hey, at least I still haz weed