Stoner Storytime

one upon a time.. . shit i forgot the rest.

meanwhile back in boulder, Kermits friends were discussing ways of getting Kermit some serious help, when suddenly!...

All of kermits freinds droped two acid tabs

... everyone was stoned and forgot about Kermit..

kermit then got lonely and started smoking crack, big bird walked in to find him passed out on the floor with his toung on the ground

O_O iiR KirMit.

realizing that kermit is out cold, big bird began fondling kermit when miss piggy walked in and ...

And Kermit realised that he hadn't bought any sunflowers for a long time. They do tend to make the room more sunshining..! And then he saw piggy ..holding hands with Kanye West..! It was apperantly so that Kanye said he doesn't hate pigmeat and now is proving it by doing her.

Then suddenly, shine, moon, sparkle and twist...a magical Horse shat in Kermits face.. Kanye was all like "omg talk about ripping a dank one in yo face!!"

Miss piggy as pooploving pig she is she...well.. You could imagine what she did with Kermit covered in horseshit..

So Kanye said:

Kermit frog doesn't care about black people.