Stoners rules to not get caught by
- Thread starter imtylerdammit
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nice I would like to add...
Keep traffic low: If you live in a apartment and your dealing always make sure there not going in and out, people aren't comin over and making a scene no drama. Ive seen this problem before people pay attention and snitch also your manager can complain, kick you out, and worst of all search your apartment!!
Dont sell to little kids!: this could lead to the biggest mistake of your life the last thing you want is a buyers mommy knockin at your door.
Use code names: seriously never use your real name because if you've been caught before your name would be burnt..
Keep traffic low: If you live in a apartment and your dealing always make sure there not going in and out, people aren't comin over and making a scene no drama. Ive seen this problem before people pay attention and snitch also your manager can complain, kick you out, and worst of all search your apartment!!
Dont sell to little kids!: this could lead to the biggest mistake of your life the last thing you want is a buyers mommy knockin at your door.
Use code names: seriously never use your real name because if you've been caught before your name would be burnt..
+rep. code names also make it more fun!
"blue berry sweet cakes, we have an oinker inbound, get the hell out-a there!"
haha yea "hey there shaggy got any scooby snacks?"
nowstopwhining
Too many brownies
Shoes!? Every time ive been arrested they tore my shoes apart searchin in them.
Yeah
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Yep... even when I was just being "detained" they took off my shoes and socks. I simply told them, "dude, my bud already smells like socks. Why would I want my socks to smell like bud?"
imtylerdammit
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when i got picked up they never searched my shoes. damn near took my dick outta my pants but never touched my shoes
AchillesLast
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its a good call about never text messaging with hot words. I stopped doing that after I learned that ANY verizon employee, even trainees, can look up your entire history of text messages and any pictures you have taken on your camera phone with a few simple clicks and maybe a password.
Taran
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You know what...
Get a Zoot Shoot.
Empty Toilet paper cardboard thing.
Pack it full of like the drycleaning sheets.
And blow the smoke through that, and you smoke smell anything but flowers =).
I smoke in my bathroom all the time with my parents and siblings in the livingroom or around the house. Never get caught. I also of coarse blow up into the vent haha.
Its a good idea on the road as well.
Get a Zoot Shoot.
Empty Toilet paper cardboard thing.
Pack it full of like the drycleaning sheets.
And blow the smoke through that, and you smoke smell anything but flowers =).
I smoke in my bathroom all the time with my parents and siblings in the livingroom or around the house. Never get caught. I also of coarse blow up into the vent haha.
Its a good idea on the road as well.
so i was reading this and i come to the rule where u say if u get caught by a boss or whatever.... well my boss is a very big guy 6'2 bic'd head all muscle prob a good 275, intimidating for me, anyways i was in the car smoking and he came up behind me, first time he caught me in 1 year and i did it everyday, havent since i got caught, its not worth my job... anyways hes all "wtf is that? a bong? put that away unless you want to get fired right now" and that was it. i put it away, lit a grit and he walked away... told everybody else in the office and they all made fun of me... now im paranoid as fuck when i even think of doing it haha, used to be no big thing
Bookworm
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imtylerdammit
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how did you bring a bong to work?
Bookworm
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i think it was in his car
thephantompain1990
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im friends with all my dealers on facebook
haha, don't let it make you bong shy now.. I've only been caught once at work, at my last job 2 years ago. I used to hang out with the waitresses after the diner and bar closed that I worked at. sometimes we would go out driving and bake, then come back to drop me off at my car. we were parked out back for a few minutes when a manager came out, the owners son. he saw us from the window and wondered what we were doing. he came down to the car, we rolled the window down to say hi. he leaned over, said hi, and knew what was going on. gave us the expected "not on the restaurant property" and went inside. that was it.
there was a bar tender there that used to talk about how druggie kids used to pick on him when he was a teen. he tried to give a clean impression. a few weeks ago, I met someone I used to work with. I found out that bar tender was caught doing coke in the freezer. that used to be mine and the other cooks smoking spot. we were smart enough to have a lookout.
imtylerdammit
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pay attention
LeaderOfTokes
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Remember, friends make deals, deals don't make friends.
cannawizard
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[video=youtube;4CzocBkrWpA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CzocBkrWpA[/video]
Marlboro47
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Lol, ill be using that one with the cool people, if their lame ill probably just grunt and take an other hit.