Stoner's views on Barack Obama as President

Johnnyorganic said:

Feingold 2012.

Kucinich 2012.

Although she denies it, she always denies it. Until a 'listening tour' changes her mind...

Hillary 2012.

I would estimate it's even money that he won't even run for a second term at this point.

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Can you imagine a Hillary VS Palin election?

oOBe RyeOo said:

I thought she gave up her ability to run for president when she took Obama's offer for her to be his Secretary of State?

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That's nothing a letter of resignation could not solve.

Dear Barry,

You suck. In fact, you are the shittiest President ever. It is my duty to replace you.

As such, you can take this job and shove it.

Adios Fuckface,
Hillary

P.S. Suck my dick.

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CSI Stickyicky said:

Can you imagine a Hillary VS Palin election?

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Hillary would mop the floor with Palin.

If Palin were smart, and I'm not so sure she is; she would continue on as she is.

She's making shitloads of money, she's a kingmaker in the Republican Party, and she has no responsibilities. It's a perfect gig.

I hope she realizes, or someone convinces her, that she does not have a snowball's chance in hell of ever being elected President.

Palin deciding to run would be the best thing - for Democrats.

oOBe RyeOo said:

I thought that was suspended?

And honestly, who the fuck wants to have to take showers with a bunch of fags? I don't want to no penis licking dude checking out my shlong while I'm showering.

If they do allow homosexuals in the army they should have different living quarters.

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Sounds to me like you are pretty insecure in your sexuality, closet homo maybe? If a gay guy gets a look at your schlong what makes it any different than a straight guy looking? Do you think he is gonna start sucking every dick he sees? C'Mon dude gay people are just like everyone else really. No one is getting hurt by Gays in the Military, let your prejudices go.

I don't know if you know this or not, but most of the time in the military you get to shower alone, Yeah they actually have single person showers now. The only service that is still using old school open Squad bays for living quarters are the Marines. The rest of the services have small 2-4 man rooms now with refrigerators and Cable TV. People take turns using the head now, just like in civilian life.

Dear Barry,

You suck. In fact, you are the shittiest President ever. It is my duty to replace you.

As such, you can take this job and shove it.

Adios Fuckface,
Hillary

P.S. Suck my dick.

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thats the funniest thing ive heard all year long, especially the PS part, OMG rolling on the floor!!!

Gotta spread some around.

thanks for that Johnny!

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that is all.

there all crooked pupets , bought and paid for.
and this is coming from a canadian loll...
americans need to open there eyes on this bullshit n do sumn

Johnnyorganic said:

Hillary would mop the floor with Palin.

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Probably right, but man, what a sad America that would make! The whole anti-Obama movement loves to sing "He wants to take our guns". I'm not convinced that Obama wants to take away the second amendment, but i guarantee Hill-dog would make an anti-second amendment move her first year!

DelSlow said:

Right, because I'm sure every gay guy thinks you're such hot shit. You're pretty much the hottest man alive, next to Ryan Reynolds. Hell, you turn straight guys gay.

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Forgot about lesbians... I turn them straight also. So, you're telling me that if a naked chick was to shower with you and be in the same living quarters as you, you wouldn't look at her naked body??? Please

oOBe RyeOo said:

Forgot about lesbians... I turn them straight also. So, you're telling me that if a naked chick was to shower with you and be in the same living quarters as you, you wouldn't look at her naked body??? Please

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What if that naked chick looked like Rosy O'Donnell??? *points to avatar*

oOBe RyeOo said:

Forgot about lesbians... I turn them straight also. So, you're telling me that if a naked chick was to shower with you and be in the same living quarters as you, you wouldn't look at her naked body??? Please

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Sure I would. But you make it seem like a gay guy would be on his knees blowing everyone. Are you just upset because a gay man might look at your junk? I'm sure straight guys have seen your junk before. Ever have physical education in school? Look, if you're that embarassed, wait till all the other men leave the shower. Oh wait, but then you'd be all alone and a homo might sneak up on you...YIKES!

Johnnyorganic said:

Better than what exactly?

Afghanistan has shit the bed under Obama's "leadership." So much for the 'good' war.

The Iraq war is over according to the Messiah. Or is it?

And Gitmo should have been closed already.

Don't you read the papers?

Apparently not.

What differentiates you from Sarah Palin in that regard?

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good news JO you can join the army now....

it doesnt matter who you vote for. whoever they want to be president is gunna be president. obama is just a guinea pig

wooooooo "they"


what about us? instead of bitching about "they" ask yourself, why arnt "they" talking about "us" and how scared "they" are of "us"


Cuz were a bunch of bitches who deserve nothing better than a "they"

get off your asses or just stop complaining about "they" and keep eating grass

TheDemocrat said:

good news JO you can join the army now....

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An ironic statement coming from a fucking squid.

[video=youtube;InBXu-iY7cw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw[/video]

More wishful thinking from Bongspit.

Your perpetual desire for me to be queer is quite telling.

On the other hand, your using homosexuality as an insult is nothing short of homophobia. Not very Progressive.

A rather large percentage of homophobes are latent homosexuals.

Army. Been there, done that.

You'll appreciate this. Bop your flaccid baloney.

[video=youtube;hGLZqDXau98]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98[/video]

Delegate for Ron Paul here, and happy to say so. I don't know who was on the "ballot" where but I know my vote was one of the few that actually counted. Please gang, become delegates next time

Bongspit is the only fifty-something in the seventh grade.

That's just about the only venue left where the accusation of homosexuality is an effective insult.

i protest gays in the military unless they let females serve openly with men too


its only fair you hippie fucks!!! who never served a day in thier lives




but if they gone let a gay guy serve with straight they should allow women all up in there too wouldnt ya know.

why do the batty boys get to have thier fun and us straighty's still cant wear a female troop like a sock and how do you say "pass the gravey" ayy mate?


wooooohoooooo then we can get our dicks wet while firing a 50 cal at the enemy troops, now that would be a good nut, blasing the enemy starke naked while gettin a blowjob from a female soilder from you barraks

then we can have jealousy and all that great drama and shit that comes with shows like the jersey shore,


wait a min I thought we were fighting a war here?

nope its the jersey shore lol

uoooraaaa

i want used tampons in my bathroom while living in the same quarters as the female troops and the gays


they can wake up with a condom still stuck in there butts why cant I wake up with a vag in my face?

the only real solution is to have an all gay troop, but holy shit wouldnt that turn into a huge butt-fucking brady bunch before you could say, "hey buddy wanna share a butt?"


and everyone knows if 2 guys share a butt that, that is tottally gay!