stop talking to yer plants

charface · Jan 25, 2016

I'm sick of it, you can pump music in, talk to them etc.
You will see no measurable increase period. I don't care what studies you have read or even if you
have Fallen prey to the placebo effect. It is not happening.
co2 my ass! I'm talking about real increase in weight.

it is hippy Bs that may make you feel special but it is a waste of time and energy.
Go to a nursing home and read to old people or better yet go read to kids at least they will remember it.

But, but, but what about the guy who
was mean to plants and they measured fear coming from the other plants?

So what.

Any more new age stupid questions?

charface · Jan 25, 2016

In a non sealed room you will not increase co2 enough to do it.

In a terrarium maybe if you introduced it via straw all day long.

Stop it,

Diabolical666 · Jan 25, 2016

So should I keep hanging my buds upside down so the THC runs to the tops tho?

charface · Jan 25, 2016

Diabolical666 said:
So should I keep hanging my buds upside down so the THC runs to the tops tho?

Yeah, pretty sure that is solid.

Diabolical666 · Jan 25, 2016

charface said:
Yeah, pretty sure that is solid.

duuuude you made me spit my ciggie out...projectile style

mr sunshine · Jan 25, 2016

If you plant 2 different strains right by each other or in the same pot the roots will tangle together and share flavors and smells.

Science, bitch

charface · Jan 25, 2016

mr sunshine said:
If you plant 2 different strains right by each other or in the same pot the roots will tangle together and share flavors and smells.

Science, bitch

Yeah, now plant them next to a blueberry bush. Pretty sure that is what dj short did.

Diabolical666 · Jan 25, 2016

waaaat? waaat?

can I plant spearmint around my cannabis? that way it freshens my breath as i smoke also?

charface · Jan 25, 2016

Also all these homemade spidermite remedies gotta go.
If that shit works you have the weakest spider mites available and you should be ashamed.

P.s
fuck lady bugs

Nyan Rapier · Jan 25, 2016

I for one welcome our new plant overlords. I will humbly serve them as their butler and joker.

Quartz crystals really speed up growth.

Diabolical666 · Jan 25, 2016

put pennies in a bag of water and staple it to the outside of the grow...it will keep the spider mites away

Nyan Rapier · Jan 25, 2016

I've had someone try to tell me that blackberry bushes contain THC and that planting your cannabis around them absorbs the THC from them. I prompty kicked him out of my car.

charface · Jan 25, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
I for one welcome our new plant overlords. I will humbly serve them as their butler and joker.

Quartz crystals really speed up growth.

especially if you give them to Jorge as payment for exfoliating your garden to get more buddz

Diabolical666 · Jan 25, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
I for one welcome our new plant overlords. I will humbly serve them as their butler and joker.

Quartz crystals really speed up growth.

pyramids over your plants work good too

charface · Jan 25, 2016

Diabolical666 said:
put pennies in a bag of water and staple it to the outside of the grow...it will keep the spider mites away

Should keep moss off your roof too

charface · Jan 25, 2016

I can't even keep my fucking cats out, as soon as the door opens they pounce. They know I hate it so they scatter in all directions.
I think the pressure differentials fuck with their radar.
it's like a carnival ride.
wigs them out but they return

Diabolical666 · Jan 25, 2016

Char...you seen this plant before?

mr sunshine · Jan 25, 2016

Flood the plants right before harvest for fat weight. You know shits not right when the guy explaining stuffs ,explained most of it with sound effects.

Nyan Rapier · Jan 25, 2016

Diabolical666 said:
pyramids over your plants work good too

How the hell do pyramids help plants? Quartz crystals naturally conduct electromagnetic energy woobly dobs. Pyramids are just glorified triangles.

charface · Jan 25, 2016

That is insane. Reminds me of a muppet.

stop talking to yer plants

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