stop talking to yer plants

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Whenever I need to fart, I walk into the growroom. It's an established fact that mj plants thrive on methane. I try to blow a dozen good ones per day in there, and I've already seen a 50% increase in yield. As a bonus the plants give off a familiar skunky, earthy aroma no one can quite put their finger on. And who would want to?
 
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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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charface said:
I'm sick of it, you can pump music in, talk to them etc.
You will see no measurable increase period. I don't care what studies you have read or even if you
have Fallen prey to the placebo effect. It is not happening.
co2 my ass! I'm talking about real increase in weight.

it is hippy Bs that may make you feel special but it is a waste of time and energy.
Go to a nursing home and read to old people or better yet go read to kids at least they will remember it.

But, but, but what about the guy who
was mean to plants and they measured fear coming from the other plants?

So what.

Any more new age stupid questions?
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Agreed. Were you referencing that ridiculous experiment by Massaru that had all the New Age hummers in a froth?

http://thirdmonk.net/mind-spirit/philosophy/masaru-emoto-rice-emotions-experiment-video.html
 
charface

charface

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Hookabelly said:
Agreed. Were you referencing that ridiculous experiment by Massaru that had all the New Age hummers in a froth?

http://thirdmonk.net/mind-spirit/philosophy/masaru-emoto-rice-emotions-experiment-video.html
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Hadn't seen that one, I was lumping it all together.
I'm not sure you can't give water a positive or negative emotional charge
My point is more about growing weed and putting your energy to good use.
Like if I walk in yer room and your lights are not adjusted precisely and you are researching talking to plants it makes me giggle.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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charface said:
Hadn't seen that one, I was lumping it all together.
I'm not sure you can't give water a positive or negative emotional charge
My point is more about growing weed and putting your energy to good use.
Like if I walk in yer room and your lights are not adjusted precisely and you are researching talking to plants it makes me giggle.
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Yes. It's the same kind of person who focuses on the obscure shit rather than the big picture of what actually WORKS. Makes them feel more important that way
 
Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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Didn't myth busters do a episode on how vibration from music can help stimulate growth, I think it turned out to be true ?
 
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