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Strange short stories and/or facts
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abe supercro
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bu$hleaguer
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Would you care if you woke up in the middle of the night and I was under your sheets sucking on and swallowing your little bug?yea some lady made that story upTheres like 3 million bugs to every human on this planet. We probably eat that many bugs in our lifetime. I ate that many one summer on my Harley
mr sunshine
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Smh!
lahadaextranjera
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When I was 21 we were driving back from a rave in London. We'd taken some Dutch green butterflies and the night had been amazing. We had a designated driver and we got stopped by the police on the way back.
We were smoking a joint of purple haze which we let go out in the ashtray. The two officers questioned us about our night and of course if we still had drugs. I told them it was a bit late in the day at that point. Which meant we'd taken them all already! Then I saw the nicer officer open the ashtray and find the joint, HE THEN TOOK IT AND THREW IT UNDER THE CAR without the other officer seeing!! Looks like we would've got into trouble for that. Saved by the police eh?!
I'll tell you a better one later about a stolen car and a bar of hash and the police !
We were smoking a joint of purple haze which we let go out in the ashtray. The two officers questioned us about our night and of course if we still had drugs. I told them it was a bit late in the day at that point. Which meant we'd taken them all already! Then I saw the nicer officer open the ashtray and find the joint, HE THEN TOOK IT AND THREW IT UNDER THE CAR without the other officer seeing!! Looks like we would've got into trouble for that. Saved by the police eh?!
I'll tell you a better one later about a stolen car and a bar of hash and the police !
racerboy71
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a couple in n.z. nearly dies after locking themselves in the car with out keyless entry in hands..
http://www.aol.com/video/couple-gets-locked-in-keyless-car/518562111/
http://www.aol.com/video/couple-gets-locked-in-keyless-car/518562111/
polo the don
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Cool thread bro. I love all the lil tidbits if info.
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
Diabolical666
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Look at me...IM JUMPINGGGGGG
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i feel like i just opened up 4 bottles of snapple..
Milovan
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Milovan
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I almost drowned in the Ocean when I was 19.
At a desolate beach with not a soul in sight for miles,
early winter morning during a massive rain storm I was body surfing
with no flippers and
I got caught in a rip tide that carried me 100 yards
down the beach getting slammed by huge waves one after another.
I was swimming for my life and I didn't want to cramp up so I
floated on my back to rest then the next thing I knew I woke up
on the beach at the waters edge. I guess I passed out in the ocean
from exhaustion. When I woke up at the waters edge some guy with a surf board
walked by me and said "I don't want to see you in there again!"
I thought wtf? 1 second later I looked to my left and there was nobody for as far as
I can see.
The guy disappeared in thin air and was nowhere to be seen.
He disappeared in 1 second so I staggered up the beach plopped down on my towel
and passed out. When I came to I staggered to the bathroom threw up and went back
to my towel and passed out again for a bit.
Not a soul in sight when I got to the beach in or out of the water the guy must have been
a guardian angel that saved me from certain death.
Had a friend with me and he didn't notice I got swept away. He must
have been really stoned.
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At a desolate beach with not a soul in sight for miles,
early winter morning during a massive rain storm I was body surfing
with no flippers and
I got caught in a rip tide that carried me 100 yards
down the beach getting slammed by huge waves one after another.
I was swimming for my life and I didn't want to cramp up so I
floated on my back to rest then the next thing I knew I woke up
on the beach at the waters edge. I guess I passed out in the ocean
from exhaustion. When I woke up at the waters edge some guy with a surf board
walked by me and said "I don't want to see you in there again!"
I thought wtf? 1 second later I looked to my left and there was nobody for as far as
I can see.
The guy disappeared in thin air and was nowhere to be seen.
He disappeared in 1 second so I staggered up the beach plopped down on my towel
and passed out. When I came to I staggered to the bathroom threw up and went back
to my towel and passed out again for a bit.
Not a soul in sight when I got to the beach in or out of the water the guy must have been
a guardian angel that saved me from certain death.
Had a friend with me and he didn't notice I got swept away. He must
have been really stoned.
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Milovan
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Milovan
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I used to like to jump off the roof of my house
and land flat on my back on the ground.
My friends get a kick out of it lol.
One time I dived off a stage and landed head first in a folded seat in
the 1st row. I got stuck there for a while and 2 friends had to pull me out.
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and land flat on my back on the ground.
My friends get a kick out of it lol.
One time I dived off a stage and landed head first in a folded seat in
the 1st row. I got stuck there for a while and 2 friends had to pull me out.
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abe supercro
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