Stupid things friends do

Louis541

Louis541

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What are some things your friends do that annoy the living hell out of you. I know when I'm stoned I turn into a passenger seat driver.

One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when friends call you up and make plans with you, get everything set up then right before they get off the phone they say "Do you have any weed?" and you say no dude, I'm out. They say ok, see you in a little bit then never show up and don't answer the phone. I can't stand that shit.
 
jfgordon1

jfgordon1

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Louis541 said:
What are some things your friends do that annoy the living hell out of you. I know when I'm stoned I turn into a passenger seat driver.

One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when friends call you up and make plans with you, get everything set up then right before they get off the phone they say "Do you have any weed?" and you say no dude, I'm out. They say ok, see you in a little bit then never show up and don't answer the phone. I can't stand that shit.
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check on both of those. i hate when they break commitments. i bought 4 tickets for dave matthews band concert for last saturday... a dude cancelled 2 days b4 hand. 90 dollar tickets... ended up selling it down there for $20. lost $70 on that shit.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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I cant stand when friends know you're stoned and startin to feel paranoid so they start blowin through red lights on busy streets.
 
CreepyStevie69

CreepyStevie69

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i hate when my friends girlfriend gives my buddy a handjob by reaching up his shorts in the front of the car while three other people are sitting in the back. and then my friends brags "looks guys im getting a handjob". thinking its cool. and then his gf looks back with a smile on her face and laughs.



soooooo fucking annoying..... not to mention disgusting
 
skiskate

skiskate

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CreepyStevie69 said:
i hate when my friends girlfriend gives my buddy a handjob by reaching up his shorts in the front of the car while three other people are sitting in the back. and then my friends brags "looks guys im getting a handjob". thinking its cool. and then his gf looks back with a smile on her face and laughs.



soooooo fucking annoying..... not to mention disgusting
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Thats pretty gross man, i would never feel right with people sitting in the back of the car....
 
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greebynog

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I've got a mate who rarely smokes, but when he does he sucks on my bong like he's poisoned and the antidotes in there! Pops the bowl every time, so fucking annoying. I keep telling him to chill and just breathe in, but no.
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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CreepyStevie69 said:
i hate when my friends girlfriend gives my buddy a handjob by reaching up his shorts in the front of the car while three other people are sitting in the back. and then my friends brags "looks guys im getting a handjob". thinking its cool. and then his gf looks back with a smile on her face and laughs.
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Man you are completely missing the signals....

First of all there are only two possibilities with this...

If you guys in the backseat are all single then he's either rubbing it in your face that your not getting any or he's offering to share in a discrete way .... This is further advanced by her actions. If she's hot, take them up on this!!! Next time they start going at it reply with, "Good for you dude, I'm still waiting for her to come back her and give me head next." His (and her) reaction will tell all. If they get touchy then just say, "Well if you're not going to share her keep that shit in private 'cause I'm sick of hearing about it."

Otherwise hit that shit man!

-RT76
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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Used to be a swinger and my wife and I moved on to being in a polyamerous relationship with another couple ... i.e. we're basically married to another couple. It could be that 12 years of swinging has colored my vision, but this sure as hell sounds like they want some group action...

-RT76
 
jfgordon1

jfgordon1

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RetiredToker76 said:
Used to be a swinger and my wife and I moved on to being in a polyamerous relationship with another couple ... i.e. we're basically married to another couple. It could be that 12 years of swinging has colored my vision, but this sure as hell sounds like they want some group action...

-RT76
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well with ur experience.. u would know. to each their own when it comes to that tho. dont think i could do that. but anywho... listen to Toker.. if she wants it... give it to her :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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Ironically this story is almost exactly how I got into my first group sex experience ...

I was 17 and the guy I smoked up with regularly invited over this little college tart. She was HOT!!!! 5'4" with perfect curves and nice perky little breasts.
Well after she started smoking with us it became obvious she was one of those horny smokers. Well my friend being in his mid 20's knew a hell of a lot more of what to do with this situation than I did.

For several months we'd get fried on Saturday night and after about an hour of being stoned they'd start making out and then gravitate towards his bedroom. She was a screamer and he wasn't all that quiet either. After about 3 months of this I got sick of getting high with them only to be left alone with some movie while they got busy.

One night after they left I fired up the bong again and took myself MANY tokes over the line to build up courage. Once I could barely find the floor I stormed into the bedroom (the door wasn't ever locked, this should have been a clue) and demanded, "Listen this has been going on for months and I'm sick of sitting on the couch while you to fuck like bunnies, this shit has got to stop or I'm not hangin' with you guys anymore!!"

She rolled over and massaged her breasts and said, "Shit I can't believe it took you 3 months! We've been waiting and I've been wanting to get your high school ass in bed since I first came over. Get over here and fuck me or get out!"

That ended up being one of the best summers of my life up until I met my wife to be 2 years later. So as this OP's story goes, it sound VERY similar and if I had friends pulling this shit I'd sure as hell get the clue.

Ironically my 'other wife' and I did this to her husband and my wife last month, we were all stoned but she and I were both horny and started going at it while they were half watching half sleeping through a movie. Eventually everyone joined in and a good time was had by all. It's not really rocket science but those of us of the male persuasion tend to be a bit dense, even when the signals are obvious. This falls under, "If I knew then what I know now" kind of thing.

-RT76
 
jfgordon1

jfgordon1

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RetiredToker76 said:
Ironically this story is almost exactly how I got into my first group sex experience ...

I was 17 and the guy I smoked up with regularly invited over this little college tart. She was HOT!!!! 5'4" with perfect curves and nice perky little breasts.
Well after she started smoking with us it became obvious she was one of those horny smokers. Well my friend being in his mid 20's knew a hell of a lot more of what to do with this situation than I did.

For several months we'd get fried on Saturday night and after about an hour of being stoned they'd start making out and then gravitate towards his bedroom. She was a screamer and he wasn't all that quiet either. After about 3 months of this I got sick of getting high with them only to be left alone with some movie while they got busy.

One night after they left I fired up the bong again and took myself MANY tokes over the line to build up courage. Once I could barely find the floor I stormed into the bedroom (the door wasn't ever locked, this should have been a clue) and demanded, "Listen this has been going on for months and I'm sick of sitting on the couch while you to fuck like bunnies, this shit has got to stop or I'm not hangin' with you guys anymore!!"

She rolled over and massaged her breasts and said, "Shit I can't believe it took you 3 months! We've been waiting and I've been wanting to get your high school ass in bed since I first came over. Get over here and fuck me or get out!"

That ended up being one of the best summers of my life up until I met my wife to be 2 years later. So as this OP's story goes, it sound VERY similar and if I had friends pulling this shit I'd sure as hell get the clue.

Ironically my 'other wife' and I did this to her husband and my wife last month, we were all stoned but she and I were both horny and started going at it while they were half watching half sleeping through a movie. Eventually everyone joined in and a good time was had by all. It's not really rocket science but those of us of the male persuasion tend to be a bit dense, even when the signals are obvious. This falls under, "If I knew then what I know now" kind of thing.

-RT76
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thats badass man. you've been dying to tell that story, havn't yah? lol :hump:
 
grimm420

grimm420

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Louis541 said:
What are some things your friends do that annoy the living hell out of you. I know when I'm stoned I turn into a passenger seat driver.

One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when friends call you up and make plans with you, get everything set up then right before they get off the phone they say "Do you have any weed?" and you say no dude, I'm out. They say ok, see you in a little bit then never show up and don't answer the phone. I can't stand that shit.
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yeah I only have 1 friend like this, and he's really stingy...hog's greens, starts double hitting and taking the biggest hits....he wants to get the most out of it, but when its his bud he doesnt want to pack more but with others he wants you to pack more
 
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