Stupid things that drivers do

there are some really stupid people driving around these days

ill give you an example


those dumbasses that drive in the left lane the entire distance to their destination


but then about 100 feet from the right turn lane they cut across 2, sometimes 3 other lanes to get from the left lane to the turn lane...

and that just pisses me off


what have you seen stupid people do while driving?

old people riding 25 in a 45 with their turn signal on. or theres always the person who talks on their phone too much

ppl who chill in your blind spot in the left lane. ppl who dont turn their lights on at dusk or when its raining. texters. ppl who dont wait for their turn at stop signs. Red light Runners. DUI suspects

or those fucking people who, when making a right turn from a busy street

come to almost a complete fucking stop in the lane before starting their right turn, making me and everyone behind me stop just so they can turn


newsflash : you dont have to go under 25 to make a successful right turn

I hate when I'm behind someone who incessantly BRAKES for no reason, they ride the break almost. They can be in a 55 going 35 the whole way, playing with the brake. Then once they get near the end of the 55 mph road where the stop light is coming up, they want to fucking speed up!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF SPEEDING UP NOW- GOD.../......

i hate bad drivers.

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Funny how everyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac.

Most likely if you encounter me, I'm the idiot.

I have a big long car with woodgrain and leather seats, cloth top, sunroof, all shined down with armor all and the outside waxed down, the windows are pure ass invisible(but I really fucking need some tints). [Via STONER Invisi-glass]

I am the guy you see at the car wash every time you drive by, with hair down to my shoulders, meticulously cleaning and shining every single inch of it.

I accelerate slowly, decelerate slowly, so about a half block or more from the stop sign I'll be slowing down... and just generally drive slowly, I swing wide corners, and play loud music...

Yell fuck you at me, wave your middle finger, cut me off purposefully, even threaten me with a gun [it happened once] just realize that I'll just be laughing at your plastic interior and dirty cloth seats, missing hubcaps, and your generally shit car. In the sanctuary of my car, as Gary Numan, I will never ever become in a bad mood.

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People who have no depth perception should get the fuck off of the road. I hate when I'm on my motorcycle and someone sees my giant bright headlight coming down a 55mph street and they wait until the last second, pull in front of me, then go slow... almost putting me through their window.

But go ahead, slow fuck drivers who have no depth perception... laugh up the fact that you almost killed me with your idiocy and brake check me when I honk. Because it's much more funny socking your fucking mirror off with carbon fiber knuckles, and then split traffic at a red light and leave you with a $300 repair bill, and no license plate to report. Smart fuck.

Benassi said:

People who have no depth perception should get the fuck off of the road. I hate when I'm on my motorcycle and someone sees my giant bright headlight coming down a 55mph street and they wait until the last second, pull in front of me, then go slow... almost putting me through their window.

But go ahead, slow fuck drivers who have no depth perception... laugh up the fact that you almost killed me with your idiocy and brake check me when I honk. Because it's much more funny socking your fucking mirror off with carbon fiber knuckles, and then split traffic at a red light and leave you with a $300 repair bill, and no license plate to report. Smart fuck.

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Yeah, I've had to push off of the side of a car with my leg on my 650 before, those assholes came right at me in a 30 mph zone on a neighborhood street.

cruising speed [they just pulled out in front of me, I had to switch lanes SO fast.] and started a wobble that could have killed me as easily as dropping an egg off of a building. I came back over and kicked two dents in their shit with my boots. I was afraid to take my hands off though, going through their air dam, and having a windshield. That was when I was quite inexperienced and glad as hell to push it to the limit. [or beyond my abilities] back in my days of 'being a badass'

The ones that get me are the motherfuckers that are in the right hand lane, who turn a little bit left before they turn right. I'm in the left lane and I think the paint job is gone everytime.

Matt09784 said:

The ones that get me are the motherfuckers that are in the right hand lane, who turn a little bit left before they turn right. I'm in the left lane and I think the paint job is gone everytime.

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Caution: The Parkermobile makes wide right turns. I hate the feeling that I'm going to be riding the curb with that right rear tire. [Though in most cases it doesn't even come close to happening...] Makes me look like a woman driving when it does though... I have a super unusually long car however... There're certain intersections that that is absolutely necessary...

I'll have to agree with Borat and laugh at the fact that women are allowed to drive in America. Also, there's never been a bigger joke than women in the military, and especially women cops!

The Real Peter Parker said:

Yeah, I've had to push off of the side of a car with my leg on my 650 before, those assholes came right at me in a 30 mph zone on a neighborhood street.

cruising speed [they just pulled out in front of me, I had to switch lanes SO fast.] and started a wobble that could have killed me as easily as dropping an egg off of a building. I came back over and kicked two dents in their shit with my boots. I was afraid to take my hands off though, going through their air dam, and having a windshield. That was when I was quite inexperienced and glad as hell to push it to the limit. [or beyond my abilities] back in my days of 'being a badass'

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I don't ride like a jackass, I do limits... people just fail.

Benassi said:

I don't ride like a jackass, I do limits... people just fail.

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Yeah, I learned quickly, motorcycles are to be respected... After I dented that idiots left side though, I speed/ride like an idiot rarely... Well I give the speed limit 8 on a bike, and 5 in the car still just like anyone else, but nothing extreme...

I think it's hilarious though, how fucking stupid every guy at this college who has a motorcycle rides. I actually met a heterosexual chick, who happens to be black that can ride better than 90% of the Jap sport bike jackasses at this school... I've never seen a young person on a sportbike outside of a track that had a clue how to ride at all, come to think of it.

The Real Peter Parker said:

Yeah, I learned quickly, motorcycles are to be respected... After I dented that idiots left side though, I speed/ride like an idiot rarely... Well I give the speed limit 8 on a bike, and 5 in the car still just like anyone else, but nothing extreme...

I think it's hilarious though, how fucking stupid every guy at this college who has a motorcycle rides. I actually met a heterosexual chick, who happens to be black that can ride better than 90% of the Jap sport bike jackasses at this school... I've never seen a young person on a sportbike outside of a track that had a clue how to ride at all, come to think of it.

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Yeah... now that I just drive my car I notice about 45% of the riders in my city are idiots... pulling in front of ME, not looking over their fucking shoulder before changing lanes... fuck man, they deserve what's comin'... impending semi truck doom.

When Im walking to my neighbors in a residential area theres always people that drive by doing 40-45 sometimes crotch rockets will scream down the street at 60.

In los angelos we had freeway sho0ting a year ago.,.,(seriously).,.,people who cut u off.,.,or be on they fone and do sum dumb shit.,.,.and old people(they need to get a trolly for them or sumn)how many times have u cussed sumone out and pulled up aside em with a mean mug,and its a fuckin 80 year old couple.,.one cant see one cant hear and shit.,

The Real Peter Parker said:

Yeah, I learned quickly, motorcycles are to be respected... After I dented that idiots left side though, I speed/ride like an idiot rarely... Well I give the speed limit 8 on a bike, and 5 in the car still just like anyone else, but nothing extreme...

I think it's hilarious though, how fucking stupid every guy at this college who has a motorcycle rides. I actually met a heterosexual chick, who happens to be black that can ride better than 90% of the Jap sport bike jackasses at this school... I've never seen a young person on a sportbike outside of a track that had a clue how to ride at all, come to think of it.

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Meet me, I handle my shit better than most drivers around me

Im on a GSXR 750

People that cant ride for shit and ride a sport bike just to look cool are idiots... I mean if your serious about riding start out on a Honda Shadow 750 or something, not a fucking R1 just because it's an R1

I dont think people understand how difficult and time consuming gaining the skills to use a sport bike to its full potential is...

And man, Ill tell you, once you get real comfortable on a sport bike and can ride the shit out of it, theres no other experience like it! I mean sure in an hour I could give the average person the ability to drive it to an empty road to roll the throttle out and feel the acceleration but they wouldnt feel the accelleration of the new gear after a real nice shift at 12,000 revs

Sr. Verde said:

Meet me, I handle my shit better than most drivers around me

Im on a GSXR 750

People that cant ride for shit and ride a sport bike just to look cool are idiots... I mean if your serious about riding start out on a Honda Shadow 750 or something, not a fucking R1 just because it's an R1

I dont think people understand how difficult and time consuming gaining the skills to use a sport bike to its full potential is...

And man, Ill tell you, once you get real comfortable on a sport bike and can ride the shit out of it, theres no other experience like it! I mean sure in an hour I could give the average person the ability to drive it to an empty road to roll the throttle out and feel the acceleration but they wouldnt feel the accelleration of the new gear after a real nice shift at 12,000 revs

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Yeah, I hate idiot riders. I came within an inch of buying a 750 GSXR... And I definitely loved having a CB100, I could ride the fuck out of that. I had friends with 500 cc sportbikes, but they didn't know how to shift, the didn't know how to throttle, I could keep up with them without a problem...until we got 1 mph past 65, ha ha... With a good wind and a good hill, that cb100 has seen 85. Anyways, bikes are a big part of my life, and it's like people who have never smoked weed or took acid, they just missed out on one of life's experiences if they never ride a bike.

People who hang in the left lane but don't pass anybody; they're fucking driving, blocking all the people who actually want to drive reasonable speeds.
pisses me off.

DJBoxhouse said:

People who hang in the left lane but don't pass anybody; they're fucking driving, blocking all the people who actually want to drive reasonable speeds.
pisses me off.

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As it does us all. Haven't seen you around in a while DJB... good to see ya back, here's a +rep.