Survivorman is a cruel, selfish bastard!

flatrider

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And why is this thread called Survivor man is a cruel selfish bastard.. shouldnt it been man vs wild is or bear is.... or am i just to stoned and missing soemthing
 

onthedl0008

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I picture myself atop my snow fort with both of them bound below.Claiming i am the true king of the mountain.Any saviors would get pounced with iced over snow balls that I premade the previous day.
 

victim26

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I like both of them... and I like both shows. However, if asked who's show I like more, I'd have to go with Les. I prefer the methods of his show. He's alone, he's the camera man. He doesn't sleep in a hotel at night when he's supposed to be roughing it. He doesn't pretend to be in the middle of nowhere when he's really 100 yards away from a busy road. I don't hate Bear. I actually enjoy his show as well... but I'd rather see HIS show end.
yeah i do give him props for doing the camera himself, but bear does handle the cam sometimes. Les is also a film maker though, so Bear doesn't really know about the shots and what not. I assume he doesn't at least.
 

victim26

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Why dont we just do what was already suggested and put the both of them on the woods and hunt them like the faker bums they actually are. Les would prolly be the last one to go.We all already know hoe bear thinks. Easy target.
Bear is former SAS. Bear wins by a long shot. And kills the hunters as well. lol
 

flatrider

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I hate how bear grylls always says "you could easily become 'DISORIENTATED'"
LOL ya I heear ya on that one... I notice he also likes to say, whats that crazy english man doing... he keeps thinking there someone watching his embarassing moments out in the wild.. which is probably true
 

onthedl0008

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hes getting disoriented because hes always thinking of himself in the second person like you know if tiesha says that tiesha dont take no crap but shes really tiesha telling it how tiesha does things.
 

victim26

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Maybe i was thinking that disoriented was actually first person form my own version of the plural form. Either way thanks for ruining my buzz.The last time i was disorientated was earlier when i took a dump thanks,.
ha ha just poking some fun at ya! :hug:
 

captain chronizzle

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sounds like we r going back and forth here. lets settle it once and for all. we'll put em both in federal prison and see who survives longer.
 
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