Taking bud through the airport

jakejacobs

New Member
I'm flying back to texas soon and was wondering if I could smuggle a small amout on my carry on. I've heard of all the tricks and think they are likely to get caught. I was thinking of getting a gram and grinding it as finely as possible and filling up a few pill capsules of it and putting them in with my multivitamins (also clear capsule slightly green in color) I've taken big bags of protein powder and a quart size back full of various unmarked pills (sports supplements) through in my carry on without questions asked. Could I do it? Input please and don't just say "get some when u get back" that's not an option for me
 

JointOperation

Well-Known Member
dumb shit man.. texas really.. ? its sooo not worth the charges it can bring.. is a couple hundred worth of buds worth the thousands in court and lawyer feeds i think not.
 

charface

Well-Known Member
That would be the worst trade for freedom I have heard of.
Best case scenario you end up with a gram of weed in your butt.

Yo dog,,

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ProHuman

Well-Known Member
for one gram just mail the shit back to ur house man.....dont fuck with the TSA
This is partly a good idea, although sending it through the mail is a federal offence.
However UPS and FedEx are privately owned companies, who move enormous amounts of parcels each day.
wink wink
 

Red1966

Well-Known Member
I've lived in Texas. Pot is easy to come by. Relatively cheap even. Risking Federal time for such a small amount seems foolish. Just ship it to someone else's name at your address. When the package comes, don't open it for a few days. If cops come with a warrant, a sealed box with someone else's name on it gives pretty good plausible deniability.
 

Sweeve

Active Member
until they decide to really get to the bottom of things and make a jakejacobs task force and dump around 2 million dollars for one gram of weed and eventually find red1966's post in Rollitup.org and then they have they're evidence they always needed to get the super smuggler jake jacobs locked up for about 3 hrs until he gets PR bond and which point he will not return for the arraignment and then a US marshals task force will be called upon, the best of the best to get Jake Jacobs master smuggler, they will eventually give up upon knowing that Jake Jacobs was killed by Red1966, bc he was on the line for conspiracy to commit federal drug offenses.......---> shocked faced emoji
 

Sweeve

Active Member
but yea id go UPS....some of my friends work for them, and they are all fucking retarded....literally i think sometimes.....u will be good
 

Sweeve

Active Member
when my friends come over that r retarded we get retarded too and fight about who has the best shit and the best grow room, etc.....when my non-retarded friends come over we go out drinking and just get into general fights (mostly verbal) , thats why weed is better than alcohol, no violence in marijuana
 

Texas(THC)

Well-Known Member
I had a friend accidentally bring back some medicated beef jerkey from the cannabis cup in Colorado
so im sure some things can be overlooked
but I wouldn't risk it either
 
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