this thread is off the hook... how about if he just used some canna butter for lube when he stuck it up his girls arse? i think that could work out pretty good, and she wouldnt be too suspicious.. unless of course he usually gives it to her raw dog style that is, lol....
i agree with the buttered cock move, cannaslick-shit-dick action. but it couldn't be better without a couple bong rips blown into her gaping hole, or pink sock.... whichever....
HAHAHA i heard like when u trying to get fadded off puttin shit up your ass it gets u more fucked up way quicker....i think its was on that 1000's ways to die show or something but apparently u need allot less to get more fucked up way quicker.....this remiends me of southprk when people were eting through thier ass and shitting through thier mouth