Tasteful Nudity *no marijuana required*

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Woomeister

Woomeister

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Brevity said:
You have to learn to follow before you can lead. :-)

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
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incorrect mis translation of the original quote...my version is actually correct, just so you realise.
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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sorry that your search engine doesnt translate back to latin....Many original quotes are only found in original texts ( I have a degree in History/classics) They are bastardised and become the known quote hence the search engines inability to find them.

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Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in
 
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