Teasing cannabis?
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purplehays1
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this is VERY COMMON in outdoor cannabis growing. U can use your hands/arms or anything really but u dont beat your plants u just run your arms through them like you are combing your hair. This allows both airflow through very dense bushy plants, and allows branches to strengthen. it is NOT recommended for flowering plants. Vegging outdoor plants are not fragile, and some manipulation even aggressively like this can strengthen them and help them to be heartier and stronger plants. I mainly have indoor growing exp, but even indoors i will run my arm over my vegging plants and knock them around a little.
racerboy71
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i tease my cannabis plants all the time in a few ways.
first thing i like to do is smoke in front of them, and tell them if they're not good cannabis plants, this is what i'll be doing to them in a few weeks... they're too dumb to know i'm gonna be smoking them in a few weeks whether they were good or bad though, but hey, it's the thought that counts.. they immediately start putting out tons and tons of trics when i do this..
the second method i use is i go over to my friends house who is also growing, and i pick out his best looking girl, and i then take her back to my grow and walk around with her in front of my plants.. fuck if those things don't get so jealous, it's way crazy..i think this method works best tbh..
first thing i like to do is smoke in front of them, and tell them if they're not good cannabis plants, this is what i'll be doing to them in a few weeks... they're too dumb to know i'm gonna be smoking them in a few weeks whether they were good or bad though, but hey, it's the thought that counts.. they immediately start putting out tons and tons of trics when i do this..
the second method i use is i go over to my friends house who is also growing, and i pick out his best looking girl, and i then take her back to my grow and walk around with her in front of my plants.. fuck if those things don't get so jealous, it's way crazy..i think this method works best tbh..
kmog33
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I slap my bitches, then i tell them they look pretty....or when i drunk they be looking mighty purty.
And lol at the bringing your buddy's finest bitch to make your bitches jelly haha
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rob333
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when i was younger i use to no and old bosnian that would grow his plants out doors he had a washing machine with the center taken out he would lay the whole plant down un trimmed and dry it for about 3 weeks then shuve em in the washing machine and throw it on spin cycle he had the inners lined with tarp and he would scrap what was on the tarp and smoke it and boil the rest of it for butter just somthing weird i once saw kinda reminded me of what u were saying
dude... That's not teasing your plants. That's called minipulating them hahahahahah
cat of curiosity
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the nail in the stem is legit, but not necessary if feeding properly and not good or recommended altogether. a non-galvanized nail rusts, the plant will get a kick of iron from it. better to use a fertilizer with micro-nutrients (including iron) and not put a foreign object into the plant, which can attract insects and possibly mold/mildew.
Cobnobuler
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I sense this thread may soon take a wrong turn and leave civilization altogether. 
docter
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seriously that shits funny.And as you beat your plants, Keep repeating loudly.
"I'M RICK JAMES BITCH"!!
Boy, if Jorge read your theory, he would have a heart attack!LOL