blueberrymilkshake
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Look dude, I heard there were free taint shaves and that's all I'm here for.
Testicle Tanning
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Herb & Suds
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I thought our right wing contingent would post up some pics proving their testosterone improvement by now 
captainmorgan
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They may be busy investigating UFO cattle mutilations with the butcher brothers.
blueberrymilkshake
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They're probably still taking pictures of each other's balls.
captainmorgan
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He'll be able to find the hole after a tanning session.
Hiphophippo
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Friendly_Grower
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And I thought my moans of ecstasy when using the shower wand on my testicles in pleasuring myself with hot water spray was something I shouldn't tell anyone about but now I can go out in the Sun and tan my Balls because Tucker Carlson and Fox news said it's going to make me more of a man.
It's great to be a Fox Viewer and a Trump Supporter. /S
It's great to be a Fox Viewer and a Trump Supporter. /S
Friendly_Grower
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One of my Fav movies.
Unclebaldrick
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I really wanted that ceiling fan to play a major role in that video.
Puff_Dragon
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We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...
The rise, of the 21st century boy?
blueberrymilkshake
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Where we're going, we don't need buttholes.
It's Pyongyang. We're going to Pyongyang.
Budley Doright
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Who the fuck has time for all this? I’m lucky to get a shave in every few days
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HGCC
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My favorite grateful dead video is some live show at the end of the 60s. There's a very conspicuous naked dude dancing on top of either a stack of speakers or a pole or something. Makes me laugh every time. That dude had tan balls.
I just imagine Jerry meeting that guy a few years later "heeeeeeyyyyy...your that dude that wiggled his dick at me for the whole set. What the hell man, that was distracting."
I just imagine Jerry meeting that guy a few years later "heeeeeeyyyyy...your that dude that wiggled his dick at me for the whole set. What the hell man, that was distracting."
Friendly_Grower
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We must resist being "Ball-Gazers!"
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I like the old-growth forest look. Easy, breezy, bountiful.Who the fuck has time for all this? I’m lucky to get a shave in every few days
Friendly_Grower
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What to do with a Sun-Burnt Penis?
Should I put sun screen on my Johnson?
Is there a Tucker Carlson brand?
Should I put sun screen on my Johnson?
Is there a Tucker Carlson brand?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Cockertone
blueberrymilkshake
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Tuckertone.... Cuckertone?
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