The 5 word story

it ran out of gas

But back to the lamb

because the lamb had phallophobia

a nut in mouth disease

that was created by Dr.

Dickskin. Then a whining baby

Came running out of the

woods with a hatchet swinging

from the rear view mirror

young koala climbed up his
first eucalyptus tree to eat.
some pussy then he gat
a nice glass of wine.
As he drank his bubbly
and smoked a huge joint
he found out that a
a man named ryan liked
to pet koalas back sides
while fucking a farmers wife!
He likes fetishes though, and
likes farmers wife especially, so
..he decided that the best..
way to fuck them both
Was by using asexual reproduction
But then an alien appeared
and wanted to join in
whipping out his enormous probe
bend over now! he said
and bring me a chicken!
chicken grease is great lube
because it contains high levels
of orphan tears, making it
the best that ever was
laugh my fuckin ass off
while i spread butter onto
a dirty bum at walmart
but first he must go
and get a bag of
crack rock from a hooker
made from jam and marmalade
that he used to masturbate
while brushing his teeth with
a used maxi pad that
oprah pulled from her bleeding
ear, after being hit by
The black death cloned from
the back hair of a
smelly aides infested Meth baby
that shitted on its self
. With his probe in hand
while waving to the president
he grabbed the Koala and
smoked a fat dew-b j
It was then the farmer's
mint flavoured tea for my
Herpasyphagohnaliads showed up and I
pulled back the plaster that
was hiding the Hungarian midget
. Meanwhile, back at the farm
farmer Joe got his shotgun
and lubed it up because
his chicken was looking sexy
but she wanted money first
And in a thick southern drawl the farmer yelled, I'll be dammed, if I'm going to let a Hungarian midget...
but the midget was speachless
so he farted A tune
that sounded like Jingle Bells
But with a little more
jingle than bells. Why me!
But then the koala showed
he was a real sport
and showd that farmer how
to have self inflicted enjoyment
while picking the crabs from
the affected and bleeding areas
which wouldnt heel. no matter
how many times its done
So the alien proposed that
every one rub k-y on
a fat smelly old woodturd
that came from a nasty ass
that was attached to a
a one horned bull named
Not So Horny and it
fully blew a large load
in the DEA agents ass
Unfortunately, the agent was trying
to shove his penis in
a bucket that was too
Shallow and it splashed over
so the bum licked it
Right off the koala's ass
y'all are some sick bastards!
Said the midget while she
Got her douche ready for
the Black Rhinoceros coming over
Said the forgotten koala when
it appeared nobody was particularly
interested in his back fat...
but he decided to find
a nice lady koala that
was willing to put out
a bit hanky panky when
the cops showed up,again
asking 'how to grow opium'
'ask the farmer' said the
dirty bum while licking his
museum quality orange-wood cuticle stick
which way to the church?
The farmer refused to cooperate
"farmer why u forsaken me"
thou has diseased thy population
with huge smelly crank farts
so i bequeath unto thee
a plague of bereaved goats
which only eat fromunda cheese
therefore creating heavenly puna bud
they exchange for bingo tickets
and decide to spark up
a risky conversation with Madonna
almost certainly ending scratching,bleeding
and one helluva case of
toe jam footbal that was
suspected to actually be crotchrot.
suspected to actually be OCD
thats right orangatang corpse dick
but in truth was actually
a steaming pile of midget
lungs, which could only mean
Yep', I been drankin' again!
and then what happened was
the old koala ferociously attacked
the farmer because he was
beating his wife with the
end of his plastic cock!!!!
So hard that he broke...
a prom night dumpster baby's...
book of yo mamma jokes.
& is how wilmer lost show
the end hopefully
what kind of retard posts
in the thread and gets
all involved and shit and
to decide when it's over
and condems it are you
jelous of megs busy thread
or training at asshole school
going to miss this thread?
said the dirty, buttered bum
but wait, suddenly he realised
his plants needed some water
so he added miricle grow
witch started a chain reaction
then everything just went too
far , the time space continuum
had cause the plants to
go through a metamorphosis that
made them have extra large
teeth ,in combination with the
four larger probes, what does
nothing but shit big buds
to each, his own and...
The koala grabbed his bong
tightly then the Kigali's constrict
while swelling to enormous poportion
But "hell," said koala, and
refused this reality ,instead healed
50 cent in the face
with 10" of limp dick
He ravaged the koala vigoriously
and broke his fucking jaw
and three rib's before he
realized it wasent a koala
it was none other than
a hip hop gangsta named
a nigga from west philly
who was a fresh prince
and killed the fuckin koala...
..with his bare hands, the..
bear is dead.. move on
said the farmer's wife as
she idly toyed with the
big black rubber dildo that
slid up the farmers ass
while riding into town for
a 40 of schlitz,I
shat my pants right there
cant belive, its not butter!
oh it's butta thats true
so i ate a pound
and regurgitated on a mime
That said fuck me mate
blowing myself a whole new
alter boy ,during mass we
practiced reach arounds with father
o rily and his big
green teeth that stunk like
a baby's diaper on fire
ass and mayonnaise his sister
all rolled up in humus
asked for a spankin from
the hunchback in the belltower
who was beating a child
off beneath the bell gonging...
a woman who fucks alot
of pastrami sandwhiches, while thinking
about singing the freecreditreport.com song
While laughing his ass off
peels skin from the koala
while plotting to destroy EARTH!!!
made a pulled koala sandwhich
topped with his secret sauce
squeezed fresh from his fleshy
gentlemans relish dispenser fervently until
he muscled out the milky
orphans muffin top factory.
Makes eating a chicken sad
yet the chicken enjoyed having
senceless, for smoking oxy-cotin with
... a hunchback in a bell tower,
until they were caught by...
wiping dirty fingers on shabby
tablecloths by the reappeared alien
.Meanwhile back on the farm
we are harvesting our first
round of opium crossed marijuana
eating hogs that smell like
looks up and says huh???
why is your penis so
small and pointy like a
golf tee with puss oozing
and crusting over making a
and pet them ryan did
Eventually the koala and his....
three day dead baby were
making origami in a closet full
of razor blades attached to
rats and cockroaches that were
impossible the koala was eaten
but his ghost remained hungry
,it was an unnatural lust
so he took his big...
disco stick filled wit hot
babybatter, and shot it across
the farmers shiny bald forehead
polished like a fresh turd
Meanwhile, back at the ranch.....
sad sorry state of affairs
The ducks fly at midnight
while the lamb crosses the
frozen tundra, searching the darkness
for the finest marijuana in
Vaginally Queefed Blood Bubble Bursts
africas harshest and dryest dessert
Alaska so he could Blaze
licking turd gobblers without intention
because yo mama so fat
the ground rumbles when she
starts her vibrator,after a
while the vibrator quit because
it ran out of gas
But back to the lamb
because the lamb had phallophobia
a nut in mouth disease
that was created by Dr.
Dickskin. Then a whining baby
Came running out of the
woods with a hatchet swinging
from the rear view mirror . . .

just as the Knight appeared with

his mystical, blue-flamed sword drawn

ready to smote evil incarnates

gently caressing the base of

Marvil Comics' Apocalypso, dismount his . . .

creepy shadows lurked The Nightcrawler . . .

the knight by the balls . . .

Woodstock.Hippie said:

to the top every time . . .

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the knight bathed the troll

scream. Trolls do not like. . .

there man on man loving