The absolute weiredist shit EVER just happend to me...

Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Well..I'm happy to have made you happy...yeah I was confused....Like I said, you really gotta get obvious with me when it comes to that. One time at a party, I was sitting next to this girl on a sofa, and she started fondling my boob. I was like..."Excuse me, I need another beer." And got outta there.
upinchronic1 said:
I just poped a boner.

Whoa, thats intense shit. You must have been fucking confused as shit.
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mjetta

mjetta

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i had a big dude stand in front of my car once and keep asking me if i need head. it sucked cause he was twice my size and i couldnt really just throw him out of the way. Fucker finally left after i told him i had a knife and was gonna stab the shit out of him. I was scared as hell though. NASTAY:spew:
 
BlazeDeezNutz420

BlazeDeezNutz420

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hahahahaha damn dude. there aint words to explain that. I would of punched that dude in his fuckin jaw if he tried that shit to/around me. that shit would scar me for life. hahahahaha
 
Sexyfattops69

Sexyfattops69

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Stoney McFried said:
REminds me...this one time I go to this fish fry/carnival across the river with my good friend...we used to party in this small town pretty often.Every time I went there, I ran into this girl who chatted me up, no biggie.Maybe five minutes and done...and we'd each go our own way.Now, I'm pretty oblivious when someone is hitting on me, you usually have to smack me with your weiner or something for me to get it. Anyway, we get to this town, and right outside the bar is this woman.She makes a beeline for me and says"Oh, you're funny...I'm hanging out with you." So were sitting there, the three of us...in a booth. My friend across from me in one seat, me in the other...this girl pulls up a chair and proceeds to put her leg behind my head on my seat, and the other on on the edge of the booth...so if I wanted to, I'd be looking into her vagina. No problem...she just wants to be comfortable, I think.So we're drinking and laughing and joking...this girl starts telling me how pretty I am and if she was a guy she'd fuck me.I think, its very nice of her to compliment me. "Well...thanks!" As the night progresses, shes kinda scooting closer and closer....fine, some people are close drinkers.She reaches down and scratches her box."My Pood itches,"she says, staring at me. "gee, why don't you scratch it right in front of us,"I laugh. She leans in. "Youre lucky I don't scratch yours." Me, oblivious...and yet confused. I have no response for this but a weird nervous chuckle. She gets up and goes to the bathroom. My friend says, "Hey, she's hitting on you." Me, I'm like, "No way...she's just being funny." My friend:"No, ass, she's hitting on you!" So the girl comes back from the bathroom and says,"hey what do you wanna do now...do you guys want to go party at my house?" Well, long story short, after many excuses we get out of there and go home.
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Thats like the same exact situation!!! Yeah i get the same fucked up vibes from that story. Now looking back i see how he was hitting on me!! like we i mentioned that i dont fit into most hats and he said 'oh so your the big headed boy' at the time i was like ok, little freaky but w/e. Then one time we were at this drive in restraunt and he pointed out the manager went 'both ways'. Another time he complemented on my thighs. (i have very muscular thighs, i skate/surf alot) but again i was like whatever. And the creepeist one was him asking how i got when i was drunk. I was like ahh well more outgoing i guess. Kind of talk more yadayadayada. Then he was like well, do you get mad? i was thinking, ahh strange question but it happens so i said somethimes but not really. so i asked him if he got mad and he was like no,, i just get really horney, and do things i normal dont do while straight!!! The only difference is that i was picking up on where those comments could have been leading, but like you i just laughed it off. But damn you remind me of my ex, like you cant get a fucking hint can you!?!?!?!??? lol. Damn but doesnt seem you were as tramatised as me.

Ya this shit is burned into my brain. I have like post mordim stress disorder like the old vets!! like these sick flash backs, it just was way to shocking and fucked up to forget!!!! But hopefuly in time!!!

Ya i was pretty pissed to, especially when he went at it again after i told him im not like that. Way more fucking shocked than pissed though. If he would of started touching and grabing me though... whoouuu. i probably would have poped the fruit. Cause thats where the line is crossed.


Lacy- i kind of know what you mean!!!! exept this was like times 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. add or take a few 00. but yeah fuck fuck FUCK THAT!!!!
 
PoseidonsNet

PoseidonsNet

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you sound like quite a young guy, but this :

dude had no memory of what happend. Which is worse than if he had cause that means the dude has multiple personalities.
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...is a very astute observation. You may want to do a course in Psychology. He doesn't sound as bad as some of the people out there. At least he wasn't agro and didn't spike your drink.

These issues are really causing much sadness in society, and they need to be understood.

Historically they used to just use people like that as cannon-fodder. Today society can afford to study them, so as to try and prevent the problems from getting worse, as oppposed to having a war every generation or so.

If you study psych, you'll b able to see this in such a way that it won't bother you as much.

You should trust your instincts a bit more.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, it wasnt traumatic for me because I have had guys that came on waaaaaay strong and much more creepy...I tend to get better looking girls hitting on me than I do guys.The guys who usually bother me are crazy, old,or odd.
Sexyfattops69 said:
Thats like the same exact situation!!! Yeah i get the same fucked up vibes from that story. Now looking back i see how he was hitting on me!! like we i mentioned that i dont fit into most hats and he said 'oh so your the big headed boy' at the time i was like ok, little freaky but w/e. Then one time we were at this drive in restraunt and he pointed out the manager went 'both ways'. Another time he complemented on my thighs. (i have very muscular thighs, i skate/surf alot) but again i was like whatever. And the creepeist one was him asking how i got when i was drunk. I was like ahh well more outgoing i guess. Kind of talk more yadayadayada. Then he was like well, do you get mad? i was thinking, ahh strange question but it happens so i said somethimes but not really. so i asked him if he got mad and he was like no,, i just get really horney, and do things i normal dont do while straight!!! The only difference is that i was picking up on where those comments could have been leading, but like you i just laughed it off. But damn you remind me of my ex, like you cant get a fucking hint can you!?!?!?!??? lol. Damn but doesnt seem you were as tramatised as me.

Ya this shit is burned into my brain. I have like post mordim stress disorder like the old vets!! like these sick flash backs, it just was way to shocking and fucked up to forget!!!! But hopefuly in time!!!

Ya i was pretty pissed to, especially when he went at it again after i told him im not like that. Way more fucking shocked than pissed though. If he would of started touching and grabing me though... whoouuu. i probably would have poped the fruit. Cause thats where the line is crossed.


Lacy- i kind of know what you mean!!!! exept this was like times 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. add or take a few 00. but yeah fuck fuck FUCK THAT!!!!
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PoseidonsNet

PoseidonsNet

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i've had fags coming on to me since i started hitching at 14.
more times than i care to recount

often far worse than your story
teachers were the worst

i was cursed with cherry lips and a straight nose
and blonde hair and blues eyes

but chix have it worse than me, cos i had 2 much bigger bros
who inadvertantly taught me the meaning of fearless fighting pretty early
in life, so i am a bit overprotective of little people sometimes

at least i still have my ass-virginity, tho not much faith in people,
and sorry but no liking for male-gays. at all.

i always seemed to have loads of lesbian friends and gfs tho.
never really understood that. i think its the long male hair.
:-?
 
hom36rown

hom36rown

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wtf are you talking about, Im talking to posiedon and addressing his blatant homophobia, get off that shit wtf?
 
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stickyicky77

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That is fucking hilarious..lol What a freak. You never can tell with some people. Alcohol can make people do some crazy shit.
 
ALX420

ALX420

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we used to party with the gay drill team coach in high school. he was cool. he gets straight when he drinks. hes hit on me before, but i just laugh and act embarrassed. there is so much more to him than just the fact that he is gay.
he also smokes better weed than 90% of the homophobe jokers on this site.
 
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