The Beard Thread

Is beards cool?

  • Yerp

    Votes: 36 47.4%

  • Nerp

    Votes: 7 9.2%

  • Shuttup

    Votes: 6 7.9%

  • I have most best beards

    Votes: 24 31.6%

  • My wiener is small

    Votes: 14 18.4%

  • I can't make a beards

    Votes: 6 7.9%

  • Penis

    Votes: 14 18.4%

  • Bagina

    Votes: 10 13.2%

  • Wicked Chopsticks

    Votes: 9 11.8%

  • Antagonist

    Votes: 8 10.5%
  • Total voters
    76
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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Growan said:
QUOTE="Pinworm, post: 10697063, member: 651922"]Ahh. The law of diminishing beard returns. She be a cruel mistress.
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Ar, tis just so, lads. Thought the blades be your allies, their treachery lies hidden barely a grade beneath the surface of the beard. Just one pass too many with the Fickle Clippers of Trim, and ye be ending up sporting the chin of a juvenile cabin boy's concubine of a sister. And ye wouldn't be wantin that, now. Savvy?
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and I see ye changed yer avie to Cullen Bohannon truly there be few beards finer than his
 
Growan

Growan

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ChingOwn said:
Ar, tis just so, lads. Thought the blades be your allies, their treachery lies hidden barely a grade beneath the surface of the beard. Just one pass too many with the Fickle Clippers of Trim, and ye be ending up sporting the chin of a juvenile cabin boy's concubine of a sister. And ye wouldn't be wantin that, now. Savvy?
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and I see ye changed yer avie to Cullen Bohannon truly there be few beards finer than his[/QUOTE]
Once i've worn his face for a while, i'll be shifting to his 'mountain man' phase. If i feel worthy...
 
Growan

Growan

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Growan said:
and I see ye changed yer avie to Cullen Bohannon truly there be few beards finer than his
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Once i've worn his face for a while, i'll be shifting to his 'mountain man' phase. If i feel worthy...[/QUOTE]
Wow... some messed up quoting in here tonight.... =]
 
torontoke

torontoke

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"Theres two types of people on this planet that should shave women and children!"

Lol best beard quote ever
 
Growan

Growan

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Ok,so in case you are in any doubt about whether a beard makes you rock hard or not, in half an hour a wee furry leprechaun will be destroying a bra-zillian of smooth chin. I believe the outcome is obvious, even if you don't add up the number of mangled ears each fighter has and divide by common sense.
Normally me and the missus don't watch any sort of sport, especially not combat,but tonight we have two types of booze and as many flavours of popcorn and we're gonna watch whiskers whoop ass.

Up the beards!
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member
Growan said:
Fuckers. It was over in 57 seconds, so a tenner probably would have been a bad investment.
It's a weird thing watching a paddy beat a brazilian using capoeira...
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Ive heard that alcohol was invented to keep you Irish bastards from taking over the world
 
Growan

Growan

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ChingOwn said:
Ive heard that alcohol was invented to keep you Irish bastards from taking over the world
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Hey, easy there! I'm an English tosser, i'm just kicking it with the Irish bastards at the moment! But your right, alcohol does a fair job of keeping the animals under control. Or on the edge of bankrupcy at least...
 
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