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Labs Dexter

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Dude u just admitted ur buds are small..that's not what you're looking for. Doesn't matter how little nutes u use man ur ph is 6.2 (to your knowledge n tbh it's probably way off since you've no ph pen) ur plant can't take the nutes it needs.

Ps god isn't real.


Here's a some imagery
Forgot to say thanks for that chart I will save it:bigjoint:
 

ttystikk

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Plus that is way too much for me mate. I bet you spend a fortune
Our goals are different; I'm developing a more efficient way to cultivate cannabis at production scale.

That said, showing off that poor abused stick in the corner won't be doing anything (good) for your reputation, mate!

I watch people try to give you good advice that would lead to larger buds that still glitter with trichomes. You rebuff them... and posted THAT pic!

And to answer your earlier question; I live in Colorado and people are constantly telling me that my quality- connoisseurs give no shits about yields- is among the best they're ever had.

So I'll heckle until you start A. Taking good advice, B. Stop giving same, at least until C. You produce something other than an embarrassment to the craft!
 

Labs Dexter

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I was being sarcastic dude
Exactly but telling people I am something I never mentions but warned I am a noob and have only 7 grows.
I would like to see others first ever grow, I bought the tent so I'm not buying shitty big buds that do fuck all. So I don't push the plant I let it do its thing...
I was doing a four plants at a time perpetual grows but now because someone was kind enuff to explain to me that I can get that off a plant it's what I'm doing. I'm no show off if you ask I will answer. Just because I'm a noob don't mean I can't grow man if I pushed I would get big buds bug dirty tasting one. That's just my opinion and preferences. And I don't spend much on nutes the magne cal was the most expensive one lol 15 quid. Lmao
 

Labs Dexter

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See you'd think that but by the looks of it his shits pretty dialed in so he's definitely getting a better return than urself per watt.
EXACTLY MY POINT I DON'T SELL ITS FOR ME ME ME MEEEEEE so I don't need to spend that much to get dialed in. I believe in eating what I grow and smoke what I grow. It's enuff for me me MEEEEEE lmao
 

Labs Dexter

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My nutes all together is 50 quid all of em and I feed small doses way below recommend. But that's what I like for me me MEEEEEE not RUI or next dick head buying weed. Just me mate
 

ttystikk

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See you'd think that but by the looks of it his shits pretty dialed in so he's definitely getting a better return than urself per watt.
Thank you. Maximising yields per watt, per m² of floorspace and per hour of labor is my raison d' etre.

I'm getting about 1g/w right now, and pulling pound plants with 30W/ft² of HID lighting on magnetic ballasts, inadequate climate control and no CO² supplementation at all.
 

theslipperbandit

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Dude I mentioned 7 grows so that would kinda hint that I was being sarcastic.

The fact that u strip the fan leafs n try n keep ur ph @6.2 even after multiple ppl KINDLY told u it was a bad idea means ur a bad grower.
 

theslipperbandit

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See that dudes gram per watt is what everyone thrives for man.even if u don't wanna listen to me listen to him for crying out loud haha..I'll leave it at that dude .
 

Labs Dexter

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Dude I mentioned 7 grows so that would kinda hint that I was being sarcastic.

The fact that u strip the fan leafs n try n keep ur ph @6.2 even after multiple ppl KINDLY told u it was a bad idea means ur a bad grower.
We all ain't good, I treated it like a tomato plant lol, but this Painkiller B I'm treating it like a cannabis like I was told not to take fan leafs off, and snip the main stem and strap the plants side ways wich I did now it's growing fine that pic was a few days ago I can take one tonight you will see I haven't took no fan leafs off like I was told to. But I am still learning and dont want big budds to like someone said sometimes little is more. It is for me and trying something new apart from treating it like a tomato.
 

theslipperbandit

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My nutes all together is 50 quid all of em and I feed small doses way below recommend. But that's what I like for me me MEEEEEE not RUI or next dick head buying weed. Just me mate
I never said less nutes was bad in fact I've rarely fed max nutes it's the fact that u think a ph of 6.2 is good for soil.
 

Labs Dexter

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See that dudes gram per watt is what everyone thrives for man.even if u don't wanna listen to me listen to him for crying out loud haha..I'll leave it at that dude .
Good for him it's a business he runs I don't. It personal my lots don't need to impress the boss aslong as I ain't buying weed. Simples
 

theslipperbandit

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Lol idiots every where I'm used to it, I'm a real stoner and very calm and happy coz I'm allways stoned:spew:
About the ec I don't know but the water I buy ph is 6.2 and in my growing inviroment they thrive of that 6.2 bottled water I add nutes now a little bit.

But since buying bottled water and additional nutes low doses I get the
results I want. bongsmilie.
Really?
 

Labs Dexter

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Can you please read properly
About the ec I don't know but the water I buy ph is 6.2 and in my growing inviroment they thrive of that 6.2 bottled water I add nutes now a little bit.

But since buying bottled water and additional nutes low doses I get the
results I want. bongsmilie.
My inviroment mate abla anglais amigo
 
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