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Labs Dexter

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Nah married now mate sucky sucky and if I'm lucky get a shag.

On a bad day I trained the dogs well.... Like ALI G's dog lmao
It's my kids watching daytime or tea time TV with crazy stuff going on, thats what I'm moaning about what happened to it being once a week. Maybe we would have better footballers lol
 

THCBrain

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I wonder which clever clogs decided to update RIU and put little marks on our display pictures showing when we're online or not... what a plank I liked lurking around for hours waiting for that perfect thread to post on.. but now I can't do that! I find myself thinking if this site didn't have so much useful information on it I'd class it as bad as FaceFuck! lol
 

Labs Dexter

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I wonder which clever clogs decided to update RIU and put little marks on our display pictures showing when we're online or not... what a plank I liked lurking around for hours waiting for that perfect thread to post on.. but now I can't do that! I find myself thinking if this site didn't have so much useful information on it I'd class it as bad as FaceFuck! lol
Loooooooooooool oohh man I only come on here for a laugh after a spliff lmao it's funny as hell, especially Clarkson when on a thread man he is good laugh
 

THCBrain

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He doesn't seem to be on that much I'd say he's "proper under thumb" (Yorkshire Accent) lol I think he's pretty cool compared to some on here lol
 

Labs Dexter

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Im nearly allways on. I was gonna do a scrog but I don't have the space to put a net I found a perfect metal frame just need to hang it, instead u used it to keep me tent fat instead of sucked in lmao I gained extra 5-10 cm width
 

Labs Dexter

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I sorted my temps out aswel so its warmer in the flowering room it drops to 20c lights out and 26c on fuck the purple and blue buds my plants are really drooping now do I know they don't like it.

My friend has a critical kush and it's going pale looks like cal mag deff badly but he has been told by his lasses dad that it's due to cold temps???
Can someone help out because I thaut I knew what a plant shows in cold temps could that be a reason? Has anyone got insight on this I never read a book

Just bought a tent and learned as I went, RUI is my version of a book lol it has better value than face fudge thing :bigjoint:
 

Labs Dexter

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I haven't experienced cold heat is my issue not cold lol

Edit. Heat WAS my issue not anymore lol
I had that until I started sucking intake from the loft with a cheese cloth on it obviously lol as filter.. But now it's too cold but I can get it warm by pulling in air from the room temp and play with the the valves of loft and room it takes about 20 mins to sit and watch the outtake thermometers lol. Proppa nerd I am
 

ValleyDragon

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This growing lark can fry my nut sometimes.
Spent loads(and still spending) on tent,fans, led lights etc and getting very average results but knocked up a small 1m closet room with spare cheap equipment and the plants f#cking love it in there!!

The no.1 lesson I've learned since coming on here is environment is key to everything.. not nutes, not expensive lights or fancy equipment, only took me 18 months to learn this lol :wall:
 

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THCBrain

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Morning guys! Gotta go for my weekly trek round tesco this morning! Checked in on my little lady this morning she looks like she's recovered from her latest top! The plant looks like she has been in this new dwc since I started lol!
 

Labs Dexter

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Morning chaps I'm gonna go to tesco and Holland and Barretts ti get me ladies some more honey ti keep em sweet.

Is anyone good with coco here and how often do you water and do I have to dip it in bowl of water to water it.
It just pisses straight through the pot, and thank god it ain't mine.
I stuck to soil.. Please any help would be appreciated :bigjoint:
 

Labs Dexter

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I would have never guessed you guys or the Scotts get snow..interesting.

Ireland get snow as well?
Scotts get allot more snow because they are up hill and normally in winter we get blasted by Greenland or Iceland huts Scottish mountains first then north and North East...
Because central England pulls air from lower Atlantic wich is warm air it turns into rain or slush.

But the winds are colder and come from the north in winter for the North UK and northern England, ground temps are allways higher so its the wind that's more effective than snow.
Gale force freezing wind and hard ice, sometimes if lucky and temps are right we get snow.
The north of England and North East get hit by the colder jet streams, while central is allways milder and southern of England is warmer.
We are in a fucked up place like a tornado alley but too small for a tornado bit big enuff to get hit by wind storms and rain sometimes snow storm.
Other than that I'll be doing a BBC weather feed lmao
 
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