tyke1973
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Is this siteyour doing clarksville,if it is very good dude far better then the other,more about uk growing and not people who are just blowing bubbles so good job dude,enjoy this thread
The British Growers Help Forum. UK Based Grow Advice, Now With Added Witt, Irony, Sarcasm & Humour
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Cl@rksville
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Yeah the thread is my doing man but I were pissed at the time lol! I'd like a do on that GDP it looks well. I started this growing lark in 1984-85 so grew up doing it mate, made plenty of friends across the sea in holland and done my time in the clink yeah, met loads of growers inside and they all know I ain't a mug but Its just been this last grow, fucking nightmare! Done in a mates garage with makeshift tackle, old lamps, shit reflectors, DIY drips, no 24/7 access, lights been left on cos they put a fucking freezer in there 2 weeks into flower... oh man its killed me! But he did me a favour and got a grand today for basically renting me his garage for 4 months plus 2 zips of bud and he's kept my filter so he's alright. Our kid was a grower and I picked up all his old gear yesterday its good enough and I've some spare cash for new gear so gonna make it a right cushdy 16 plant grow this time. That vape trade is the shit for making a few quid to be sure and if my brother was still here he was bang on with it but can't ask him now lol!
Cl@rksville
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The old thread is good but clicky I seen all the shit over these last few weeks and even though some of em's good lads it ain't for me but I need some UK contacts to get my gear gone and get a few cuts or even just fuck me my crops shite boys whats gone off! That won't happen I'm quite switched on with it, worked all my life in the trade! Obviously not on here for trading I mean ideas not plants lol
Cl@rksville
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Any trading on RIU isn't allowed or even to be spoken about or you get banned, end of but to be honest I didn't know 
Cl@rksville
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Aye thats if sunni don't ban me first lol, had the hard word on trading or whatever else yer no... Tyke thats a yorkshire saying am from York originally I worked at YARA lol! Someones already said too much info but it were in my old name, and nobody on here will ever suss me out, too slick for that shit lol
tyke1973
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The only trading i do is with other growers that use rick simson's oil friends ,no money passes hands its only done with very good friends.
Since useing rick simson's oil i have managed to bin the meds the doctor gives me things like diazipam,tamazipam both make you like a zombie,and are very addictive im down to one hit of oil a night that hold me brilliant,beenuseing cannatonic oil a bit,but to be honest it's really not has good has the oil i do from jack herer,that strain makes the best oil by far
Since useing rick simson's oil i have managed to bin the meds the doctor gives me things like diazipam,tamazipam both make you like a zombie,and are very addictive im down to one hit of oil a night that hold me brilliant,beenuseing cannatonic oil a bit,but to be honest it's really not has good has the oil i do from jack herer,that strain makes the best oil by far
Cl@rksville
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Let me tell you that I am probably the healthiest weed smoker I know, right lucky and handled some right crap imt! Nowt bothers me its like water ooff the duck, my twin was a physical wreck on everything going, I fucking loved it man! Our Lams medicine cupboard had every drug inside you can ever want man, those old school blues that looked like the original capsules in Quadrophenia lol! FKK where he got em, god he made me laugh with his illness's just went every week for summat else man!
Cl@rksville
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Yeah thats me tonight an all, they ain't getting any though!
Cl@rksville
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Has anyone had an alien system?
Cl@rksville
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Aye just seen it man that twat is lambo my brother! straight up man died in March, anyway change that avatar he reminds me of a bully in everthorpe about 30 years ago... fuckin cunty bollox lol!
zeddd
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oh man this is seriously doing my nut, who is lambo man, the geeza with the sodium jasmonate post was an older geez tellin us how to grow but he wernt lambo, sorry about your bro btw really sorry but I don't think its him.
pink isn't well
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Cl@rksville
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Once got beat to a near death experience by welsh rugby players... All cos I kicked a fishcake that were falling out me mates bag o chips and it showered this bird in mashed spud n fish. But then as if by miracle I saw one of em 5 years later in Turkey, nuff said but we were like rocky n appolo getting wheeled down hospital corridor surrounded by skinny little coppers with guns trying to keep us apart, I reckon we weighed 40 stone between us lol, me broad yorkshire n him talking all like a pakistani tom jones, we looked like we'd been in a car crash man, cut eyes, broken ankles, broken noses, teeth smashed, fractured wrists, ripped ears, lips n claret everywhere, we were in 2 days and had 5 days left so made it up and laid by the pool getting pissed n pilled up every day from like 7 till 3am we had a reet laff but fuck me pain were unbearable even on the local soap bar! Fucking lunatics them welsh chapAnd I'm Welshapologies for the rugby
Cl@rksville
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Yeah thanks Z and to be fair chap its a forum innit who fucking really cares lol, but its 99% certain r kid you got me mixed with cos his wordings is similar, his humour his dialect and gags, calling everyone chap like me, mentions same punk music same old school raves he went to n loads of other shit but he were only 45, same age as me well we twins so he would be...
I'm 46 now like but we just sound old like a mad professor, fuck me we got dragged up with big wild pet buzzard living indoors, it got killed nicking a chicken out me mams oven, yer could write a book on me n r kid fellal! He weren't even retired either just always on't sick, fishing or off over his place in Holland carp fishin for weeks on end, he probably lied about his age or some bollox thinking it more covert lol.
Reading his postings on here and that breedbay last night am like hearing myself, he's telling all my fucking best stories n gags, fuckin weird shit twins man. Ive got 2 lots of me own chap, 2 lads n 2 out of 3 triplet girls living so essentially twins.
It were just so fucking crazy when you said "You been here before m8 and terpenes chem head or summat" I'm like thinking fucking hell surely can't mean me but thats a mad strange coincidence if not, you see r kid were a flavourist for a food firm an my ex missus does terpene extraction for a living so I ignored it cos some other new bell end were talking shite, then you popped up wi that sodium jism crack an I thought eh? Never ever heard of anyone else saying it outside r kids kitchen walls, its a flavour enhancer or some perfume oil bollox, I seen the big brown botlles in the shite down me mams today! A proper harmless good lad in everyway an he'd have calmed down afetr a while if you;d have told him to nit it! But its like me now innit running around evry fucking thread on the planet, writng novels pretending to be Jorge Cervix or whatever he's fucking called lol, all new shit Zed an I get a rush on I love it... but funny thing is I was actually on here before him about 6*7 year ago, fuck knows what my user was maybe Harry Cropper or summat but I remember Lozac starting the UK thread and the geordie guy Don GT was on then cos I remebered him been a newcastle fan. I maybe got banned for selling ferts or naughty pest sprays or summat like that... can't remember? Right enough shit now no more crazy novels and cheers man, that were good therapy lol.
pink isn't well
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Once got beat to a near death experience by welsh rugby players... All cos I kicked a fishcake that were falling out me mates bag o chips and it showered this bird in mashed spud n fish. But then as if by miracle I saw one of em 5 years later in Turkey, nuff said but we were like rocky n appolo getting wheeled down hospital corridor surrounded by skinny little coppers with guns trying to keep us apart, I reckon we weighed 40 stone between us lol, me broad yorkshire n him talking all like a pakistani tom jones, we looked like we'd been in a car crash man, cut eyes, broken ankles, broken noses, teeth smashed, fractured wrists, ripped ears, lips n claret everywhere, we were in 2 days and had 5 days left so made it up and laid by the pool getting pissed n pilled up every day from like 7 till 3am we had a reet laff but fuck me pain were unbearable even on the local soap bar! Fucking lunatics them welsh chap
Ha ha what a story. And I do believe every word. No one can make that up lol.
Anyways. glad you made it up, story for the grandkids. glad this thread has been thunk up.
Cl@rksville
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Aye it needed somewhere a bit more casual than the old thread, all good lads like! Yeah man me ears are still scarred 16 years on... no point in bs imo, seen how it fucks lives and I ain't got a good enough memery for lying mate, its F1 highlights so trying to avoid anyone talking motors on any threads, probbaly only me in this thread...
