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ValleyDragon

ValleyDragon

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Cl@rksville said:
@ValleyDragon I can't put a handle on this any further but more out of interest which 2 have fandangooed pal?
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The 2 that fucked up was critical kush, I ordered 3 critical,1 thc bomb and 1 incred bulk off pickandmix seeds to see if I could get better yields off any of these strains. Been growing a strain called MLM for 12 mnths and my yields av been fuckin poor so wanted to see if its my inexperience or the strain lol
 
Cl@rksville

Cl@rksville

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Well I wouldn't cuss over that at least you got 3 different strains left to grow. Personally I'd get Barneys Farm Blue Cheese for half decent yields of proper knockout smoke, I used to grow the original cheese back in the day and this Blue Cheese is better in my opinion but I like the Skunk1 as a grower from seeds, only because it throws up anything ime, ones a cheese, ones a berry, ones a spicy, ones warm, deep earthy etc but they always do a good yield, no problem, good stone and just take some proper abuse! My skunk1 mother is around 20 years old now, its in my mums house under the same flourescent light panel its been under since a seed!
 
ValleyDragon

ValleyDragon

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Cl@rksville said:
Well I wouldn't cuss over that at least you got 3 different strains left to grow. Personally I'd get Barneys Farm Blue Cheese for half decent yields of proper knockout smoke, I used to grow the original cheese back in the day and this Blue Cheese is better in my opinion but I like the Skunk1 as a grower from seeds, only because it throws up anything ime, ones a cheese, ones a berry, ones a spicy, ones warm, deep earthy etc but they always do a good yield, no problem, good stone and just take some proper abuse! My skunk1 mother is around 20 years old now, its in my mums house under the same flourescent light panel its been under since a seed!
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Was gonna order some barneys farm blue cheese but mate advised critical kush so thought id give that a whirl 1st, have u any experience with a strain called incredible bulk Cl@rksville?, its already double size on others
 
Cl@rksville

Cl@rksville

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Roobarb said:
Could you post a pic? I'd like to see a plant that has veg'd for that long
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Well it hasn't been vegging as the same structure 20 odd years, its a bit like triggers brush off Only Fools n Horses yer get me?... as in its been chopped, cloned and repotted about 60 times so its just like a 4 foot high christmas tree right now. I don't know whether my method is the right way of long term preserving but I chop some clones off her every few months then cut her top 9-12" off and re-pot it. She roots faster than any of the clones and been quite a viney plant she kind of flops a bit when she grows massive? The biggest she ever got was around 8 feet when she was in a big 60 litre plasterers bucket of canna soil, there wasn't any digital cameras around then but I do have a polaroid somewhere.

ValleyDragon said:
Was gonna order some barneys farm blue cheese but mate advised critical kush so thought id give that a whirl 1st, have u any experience with a strain called incredible bulk Cl@rksville?, its already double size on others
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DK's Incredible Bulk was given to us by a friend but we call it Big Bud. I have done Dk Inc Bulk and Sensi Big Bud massive buds on quite slim stems that weigh a ton but can be susceptible to Botryis if air flow is poor, I ended up spraying the buds at week 5 with Rot Stop 2nd time around as a preventative measure and had no further problems. All my family grew it at one point, all had silly yields and it is a PK monster! However the smoke itself is not mega strong so maybe its probably best kept to commercial growers? Theres bound to be different phenos of it too so maybe mine was just a bit weak?
 
ValleyDragon

ValleyDragon

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Cl@rksville said:
Well it hasn't been vegging as the same structure 20 odd years, its a bit like triggers brush off Only Fools n Horses yer get me?... as in its been chopped, cloned and repotted about 60 times so its just like a 4 foot high christmas tree right now. I don't know whether my method is the right way of long term preserving but I chop some clones off her every few months then cut her top 9-12" off and re-pot it. She roots faster than any of the clones and been quite a viney plant she kind of flops a bit when she grows massive? The biggest she ever got was around 8 feet when she was in a big 60 litre plasterers bucket of canna soil, there wasn't any digital cameras around then but I do have a polaroid somewhere.


DK's Incredible Bulk was given to us by a friend but we call it Big Bud. I have done Dk Inc Bulk and Sensi Big Bud massive buds on quite slim stems that weigh a ton but can be susceptible to Botryis if air flow is poor, I ended up spraying the buds at week 5 with Rot Stop 2nd time around as a preventative measure and had no further problems. All my family grew it at one point, all had silly yields and it is a PK monster! However the smoke itself is not mega strong so maybe its probably best kept to commercial growers? Theres bound to be different phenos of it too so maybe mine was just a bit weak?
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Thanks for the warning, have to get some Rot Stop ready because shes growing like a beast already, never had buds big enough of other strains to worry about bud rot so wouldn't have known about it, lesson learned lol
 
Cl@rksville

Cl@rksville

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ValleyDragon said:
Thanks for the warning, have to get some Rot Stop ready because shes growing like a beast already, never had buds big enough of other strains to worry about bud rot so wouldn't have known about it, lesson learned lol
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Mate they are like a geezers forearms... its good gear that rot stop. I soaked mine in it 4-5 times and they were absolutely bang on!
 
ValleyDragon

ValleyDragon

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Cl@rksville said:
Mate they are like a geezers forearms... its good gear that rot stop. I soaked mine in it 4-5 times and they were absolutely bang on!
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Much respect to u Cl@rksville for the sound advice which other threads don't seem to offer, I joined Rollitup to learn these kind of things cos as a novice grower I need all the help I can get and not be pissed about by arseholes who know too mush to help, Obviously any problems I have can't be answered by just any fucker and im personally only interested in growing tips and not in other shit like pills, speed etc...I already got massive experience in that shit lol
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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ValleyDragon said:
Much respect to u Cl@rksville for the sound advice which other threads don't seem to offer, I joined Rollitup to learn these kind of things cos as a novice grower I need all the help I can get and not be pissed about by arseholes who know too mush to help, Obviously any problems I have can't be answered by just any fucker and im personally only interested in growing tips and not in other shit like pills, speed etc...I already got massive experience in that shit lol
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Cl@rksville

Cl@rksville

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"HEMPEROR" said:
love Beatles i got it on too. ticket to ride(:
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Yeah fucking real that was and then they advertise their album :shock::shock::shock:
ValleyDragon said:
Much respect to u Cl@rksville for the sound advice which other threads don't seem to offer, I joined Rollitup to learn these kind of things cos as a novice grower I need all the help I can get and not be pissed about by arseholes who know too mush to help, Obviously any problems I have can't be answered by just any fucker and im personally only interested in growing tips and not in other shit like pills, speed etc...I already got massive experience in that shit lol
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We all learning Dragon its not much good trying to advise someone on how to do it from the roots up because every grower will have so many different variables it just wouldn't work. When we all stick to the basics we don't get problems, but when you have been there, had the problem and sorted it then you can offer a tip can't you... and believe me I have been on and off these forums for years without ever seeing any major advances in helpful advice. I'd also crop when you have a fair few amber trichomes as my pistils were all dead but I left it on another 10 days - 2 weeks for some ambers and it was a much better smoke, but very heavy on the eyes I found? My pals and I have done loads of Cheeses over the years and we never look at trichomes just the pistils, its always good potency with a real euphoric high regardless of trichome colour imex!

I can't wait to see the smoking report on the 'Bulk' I just hope you aren't disappointed with it, it can be a bit tame and as for the BUD - ROT - STOP don't be sold anything other than this... I tried 5 cheaper products and this is the proper shit, I 1000% guarantee it! Ignore the smell its goes away, in fact the plants absorb it and transform to a sugar I read somewhere? It looks like a tan coloured slurry and tastes like shit, so basically don't taste it neat!
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Cl@rksville said:
Yeah fucking real that was and then they advertise their album :shock::shock::shock:

We all learning Dragon its not much good trying to advise someone on how to do it from the roots up because every grower will have so many different variables it just wouldn't work. When we all stick to the basics we don't get problems, but when you have been there, had the problem and sorted it then you can offer a tip can't you... and believe me I have been on and off these forums for years without ever seeing any major advances in helpful advice. I'd also crop when you have a fair few amber trichomes as my pistils were all dead but I left it on another 10 days - 2 weeks for some ambers and it was a much better smoke, but very heavy on the eyes I found? My pals and I have done loads of Cheeses over the years and we never look at trichomes just the pistils, its always good potency with a real euphoric high regardless of trichome colour imex!

I can't wait to see the smoking report on the 'Bulk' I just hope you aren't disappointed with it, it can be a bit tame and as for the BUD - ROT - STOP don't be sold anything other than this... I tried 5 cheaper products and this is the proper shit, I 1000% guarantee it! Ignore the smell its goes away, in fact the plants absorb it and transform to a sugar I read somewhere? It looks like a tan coloured slurry and tastes like shit, so basically don't taste it neat!
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I'd very much like to know what's in that bottle?
 
Cl@rksville

Cl@rksville

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ttystikk said:
I'd very much like to know what's in that bottle?
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Bacillus Subtilis in some sort of living suspension, if I can find it I will photograph the label. It really is superb and probably overpriced but cured some serious fucktard botrytis for me even during drying, excellent highly recommended product!

Did anyone ever google Botrytis cinerea? Its here on a very good read about hemp plant diseases, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hemp_diseases scroll down to Grey Mold and click Botrytis cinerea in the links at its side... Read its other name just above the contents box about last 2 lines of the 2nd paragraph. Now am I totally fucking baked or is that just a spelling mistake :confused:

Funny cos my mates missus is liana and she is also a grey n moldy disease in my opinion... :bigjoint:
 
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