TO: All BubbleHeads
FROM: Management
RE: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assume the highest levels of quality work and training from BUBBLEHEADs, it will be our policy to keep all BUBBLEHEAD GROWERS well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) We are trying to give BubbleHead GROWERSs more S.H.I.T. than anyone else gives them.
If you feel you are not receiving your share of S.H.I.T. on this site, please see your manager. Then you will be placed on top of the S.H.I.T. List, then our BubbleHead managers will see to it you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. If new growers do not take their S.H.I.T. they will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs, (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. will have to go to Employee Attitude Training, (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.) Most of our BubbleHead managers took S.H.I.T. before being promoted, and are now so full of S.H.I.T. they don't take S.H.I.T. anymore.
If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in helping others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those that make it to the B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. can graduate
to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING. (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.) Roseman recently completed the course in DIPSHIT.
If you have any other questions about this training program, contact Mostly Crazy, HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING, (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.). You might also talk to PurpDaddy, Special Liason Under Training, (S.L.U.T.)
db297 has completed the course for Assistant Science Student and now holds the A.S.S. position.
Thank you,
Roseman
D.I.P.S.H.I.T