The Cheese, The Whole Cheese and Nothing but the Cheese

ONEeyedWILLY444

ONEeyedWILLY444

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DST said:
cheers for the link Fred.

Theres a great joke by Billy Connolly (better when told by the Big Man himself) where he is having a chat at his local bar up near Loch Lomand with one of the middle class locals who is always going on about how his house has increased 10k in the last 5 years, blah blah blah, and Tam, one of the locals from a more working class area of the town. The middle Class guys ask the Tam how much he thinks he would get if he sold his house. Tam qucikly replies, "probably about 5 year in Saughton" (a prison in Glasgow). As I said, funnier if you hear it live, lol.
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Haha gotta love the big yin
 
DST

DST

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Aye lad, he is universally loved. I remember listening to his LP's on my Uncles stereo when I was little, everyone rolling around with tears streaming down their faces.....

EDIT: 5 gal bag purchased, 5 set for 40 euro including delivery.
 
mr west

mr west

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I should of got the 5 bag set, the grades are ok with the 3 bag but not the best. I did have the right to buy my council flat and probably still do but i didnt wanna get a mortgage and pay it off on benefits and have to eat dust for 35 years lol
 
DST

DST

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Ach mate, it'll work out for ya, just you stick in. And as far as eating dust for 35 years, I was mortgaged up at 19 and only realised after what I had done. One thing though, you always need a roof over your head so to me it was a no brainer in the end.
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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woAAAH there horsey. nee talk of the W word on a sunday.

hope your all good!? i'm gonna stick me lamb joint in the slow cooker and then a psycho joint in me lips.
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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I've got a box of choc ices and a pint of milk. Lamb is silly expensive these days, i always end up settling for pork. Cheap n cheerful.
 
colocowboy

colocowboy

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Skippin' the meal and having a pot of coffee with my bowl of og chem instead. Think I will make some chicken egg rolls for sups today!
I wondered if I had made a right move buying this place but like D said, ya have to live somewhere anyway. I proposed to my girlfriend yesterday and we don't live in the same town nor do either us have the room to make a family all at once right now. Shit I have paid tens of thousands by now and earned not a thin red cent of equity in this place. May as well have just paid rent really, but I am sure it will work out. I suppose that is just as much faith as anything eh?!
 
mr west

mr west

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And im smoking a nice jack the r8ipper lemoney hazey biffta and when i was at home feeding my cats i had a couple of nice curedd engineers dream spliffs that really hit the spot
 
DST

DST

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Smoking an outdoor bifterooney, just a great taste. Drinking a Cider with ice, eating some Pickled Onion Monster Munch - they are not New, they are OLD, Old School Size, Bigger. lol. Having Chicken in a cream and white wine sauce with peaches for dinner. Bit of basmati on the side likes, haha.
 
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